i want a bidet...

i want a bidet...

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Subscriberrookie54
free tazer tickles..

wildly content...

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yep, it's time for me to do some serious cleansing...

what???
you didn't want to know this???

well exCUUUUUss me...
i offer my halfhearted apology...

SubscriberGreat Big Stees

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Originally posted by rookie54
yep, it's time for me to do some serious cleansing...

what???
you didn't want to know this???

well exCUUUUUss me...
i offer my halfhearted apology...
In return we give you our halffarted acceptance.



Yes...you read that right.

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Standard memberChessPraxis
Cowboy From Hell

American West

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Originally posted by rookie54
yep, it's time for me to do some serious cleansing...

what???
you didn't want to know this???

well exCUUUUUss me...
i offer my halfhearted apology...
Detachable shower head, choose setting. Mine has one that resembles a bidet stream, a needlepoint, pulse and regular shower settings. 😉

Subscriberrookie54
free tazer tickles..

wildly content...

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Detachable shower head, choose setting. Mine has one that resembles a bidet stream, a needlepoint, pulse and regular shower settings. 😉
video of its use, plz???

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Originally posted by rookie54
video of its use, plz???
Youtube search "Oh my God, kill me, blind me now!!"

Subscriberhakima
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Originally posted by rookie54
yep, it's time for me to do some serious cleansing...

what???
you didn't want to know this???

well exCUUUUUss me...
i offer my halfhearted apology...
...bidet boy is at this moment washing my car...

...now I am afraid.

Standard memberSicilian Sausage

In your face

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Originally posted by rookie54
yep, it's time for me to do some serious cleansing...

what???
you didn't want to know this???

well exCUUUUUss me...
i offer my halfhearted apology...
A God send when you have the trots. Stops sore bottom from excessive wiping!

Subscriberrookie54
free tazer tickles..

wildly content...

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Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
A God send when you have the trots. Stops sore bottom from excessive wiping!
a challenge for you, sicilian sausage...

take yer sweet assertion that God sent bidets to humans to the spirituality forum and convince the unbelievers of the holiness of butt washing...

i will wait and watch with anticipation...

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Bidet - the easiest way to wash your feet, coffee cups and to hydrate your dog.
(All this for old people.)

Standard memberlemon lime
itiswhatitis

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Originally posted by hakima
...bidet boy is at this moment washing my car...

...now I am afraid.
A pattern seems to be emerging... by any chance does he own a NERF Super Soaker CPS 2000?

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21 Nov 14

The post that was quoted here has been removed
I'll keep that in mind. 😕