15 Nov 17
Originally posted by @pianoman1You have a 0.00001% chance of being in a porn movie.
Help! I have just woken up as a banana. Any cures for this metamorphosis? I don't wish to be too desperate, but I am getting some unsettlingly hungry looks......
Otherwise you're eaten.
15 Nov 17
Originally posted by @pianoman1You haven't turned into a banana.
Help! I have just woken up as a banana. Any cures for this metamorphosis? I don't wish to be too desperate, but I am getting some unsettlingly hungry looks......
Its just that folks are throwing you bananas because you are so ugly.
15 Nov 17
Originally posted by @wolfgang59Well, that's a dream come true at any rate.
You have a 0.00001% chance of being in a porn movie.
Otherwise you're eaten.
15 Nov 17
Originally posted by @the-gravediggerYou think?
You haven't turned into a banana.
Its just that folks are throwing you bananas because you are so ugly.
15 Nov 17
Originally posted by @pianoman1Since you seem to be the only banan able to operate a Computer you should try to market that as unique. You can get all sorts of interesting contracts for TV-Shows I am sure.
Help! I have just woken up as a banana. Any cures for this metamorphosis? I don't wish to be too desperate, but I am getting some unsettlingly hungry looks......
15 Nov 17
Originally posted by @pianoman1Not a cure exactly, but if you go lie in a bath of hot milk and egg yokes you'll make a very nice custard.
Help! I have just woken up as a banana. Any cures for this metamorphosis? I don't wish to be too desperate, but I am getting some unsettlingly hungry looks......
15 Nov 17
Originally posted by @pianoman1Are you peeled or unpeeled?
Help! I have just woken up as a banana. Any cures for this metamorphosis? I don't wish to be too desperate, but I am getting some unsettlingly hungry looks......
15 Nov 17
Originally posted by @pianoman1Tell us how you'd like that to be done exactly, and then how you'd want to be eaten.
Still waiting to be undressed......
15 Nov 17
Originally posted by @fmfew
Tell us how you'd like that to be done exactly, and then how you'd want to be eaten.
16 Nov 17
Originally posted by @pianoman1So who did you get to write your OP for you, your greengrocer?
I'm only a banana, my mental processes are somewhat primitive....
16 Nov 17
Originally posted by @fmf"Greengrocer" ... people below a certain age won't even know what that is!
So who did you get to write your OP for you, your greengrocer?
16 Nov 17
Originally posted by @wolfgang59Even non-native Speakers know the term 😉
"Greengrocer" ... people below a certain age won't even know what that is!