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Who wants to be my new enemy?

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So, things are boring here. And the few folks who really irritate me have not been around much. I think I need to find some new enemies.

If you're interested post your qualifications here.

Thanks!

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Originally posted by RookRAK
So, things are boring here. And the few folks who really irritate me have not been around much. I think I need to find some new enemies.

If you're interested post your qualifications here.

Thanks!
I am younger, smarter, and better looking than you. And women love me. Hell I should be your idol.
Nevermind, I need a better enemy, nothing personal. 😞

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Originally posted by RookRAK
So, things are boring here. And the few folks who really irritate me have not been around much. I think I need to find some new enemies.

If you're interested post your qualifications here.

Thanks!
Nobody want to be your enemy you jackass. Now get off the computer and go to bed old man. 😠

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Originally posted by RookRAK
So, things are boring here. And the few folks who really irritate me have not been around much. I think I need to find some new enemies.

If you're interested post your qualifications here.

Thanks!
How about me?

I hate polar bears and you're already on my ignore list.

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It appears from these first few applicants that we've started off on the wrong foot. Clearly I need better specify the requirements.

First off, I'm not simply looking for someone to insult me, or argue with me. Hell, people who will insult total strangers for no reason is the bread-and-butter of internet forums. I can find hundreds or thousands of people to do that anywhere on the web.

Instead your posts (not just those to me but on the forum in general) should lead me to dislike the true, underlying you. I should hate your character, your values.

So let's hear a little about how your are going to accomplish that.

OK .... next?

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Originally posted by RookRAK
It appears from these first few applicants that we've started off on the wrong foot. Clearly I need better specify the requirements.

First off, I'm [b]not
simply looking for someone to insult me, or argue with me. Hell, people who will insult total strangers for no reason is the bread-and-butter of internet forums. I can find hundreds or thousands of ...[text shortened]... ues.

So let's hear a little about how your are going to accomplish that.

OK .... next?[/b]
Oh, so kind of like being married?

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Originally posted by RookRAK
It appears from these first few applicants that we've started off on the wrong foot. Clearly I need better specify the requirements.

First off, I'm [b]not
simply looking for someone to insult me, or argue with me. Hell, people who will insult total strangers for no reason is the bread-and-butter of internet forums. I can find hundreds or thousands of ...[text shortened]... ues.

So let's hear a little about how your are going to accomplish that.

OK .... next?[/b]
Hahaha, I'm Catholic, good enough for you?

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Originally posted by RookRAK
It appears from these first few applicants that we've started off on the wrong foot. Clearly I need better specify the requirements.

First off, I'm [b]not
simply looking for someone to insult me, or argue with me. Hell, people who will insult total strangers for no reason is the bread-and-butter of internet forums. I can find hundreds or thousands of ...[text shortened]... ues.

So let's hear a little about how your are going to accomplish that.

OK .... next?[/b]
I am a left-wing liberal vegetarian working in the city of XXX and pot-filled Amsterdam.
Does that do it for you? Or should I be unemployed first...?

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Originally posted by Aiko
I am a left-wing liberal vegetarian working in the city of XXX and pot-filled Amsterdam.
Does that do it for you? Or should I be unemployed first...?
Change your name to Wayne Kerr and you'll be styling.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
It appears from these first few applicants that we've started off on the wrong foot. Clearly I need better specify the requirements.

First off, I'm [b]not
simply looking for someone to insult me, or argue with me. Hell, people who will insult total strangers for no reason is the bread-and-butter of internet forums. I can find hundreds or thousands of ...[text shortened]... ues.

So let's hear a little about how your are going to accomplish that.

OK .... next?[/b]
It has always been my life long dream to own a polar bear skin rug. I will hunt and stalk you like the ornamental rug you are. 😀

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Originally posted by RookRAK
So, things are boring here. And the few folks who really irritate me have not been around much. I think I need to find some new enemies.

If you're interested post your qualifications here.

Thanks!
I despise your face.

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Originally posted by RookRAK

Instead your posts (not just those to me but on the forum in general) should lead me to dislike the true, underlying you. I should hate your character, your values.
My other account is ChacreMechanic!!!


(I kid I kid, mods, don't take this seriously).

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Originally posted by RookRAK
It appears from these first few applicants that we've started off on the wrong foot. Clearly I need better specify the requirements.

First off, I'm [b]not
simply looking for someone to insult me, or argue with me. Hell, people who will insult total strangers for no reason is the bread-and-butter of internet forums. I can find hundreds or thousands of ...[text shortened]... ues.

So let's hear a little about how your are going to accomplish that.

OK .... next?[/b]
I like to complain and I'm very annoying, will that do?

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Originally posted by RookRAK
It appears from these first few applicants that we've started off on the wrong foot. Clearly I need better specify the requirements.

First off, I'm [b]not
simply looking for someone to insult me, or argue with me. Hell, people who will insult total strangers for no reason is the bread-and-butter of internet forums. I can find hundreds or thousands of ...[text shortened]... ues.

So let's hear a little about how your are going to accomplish that.

OK .... next?[/b]
Sorry, the entity who calls itself "Nordlys" gives me enough flak for 10 of you. My time is too valuable to spend it arguing with bozos.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Change your name to Wayne Kerr and you'll be styling.
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