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Originally posted by RookRAKYou find things boring because you don't realise the forums needed to be purged to protect the children. The precious, sweet children.
So, things are boring here. And the few folks who really irritate me have not been around much. I think I need to find some new enemies.
If you're interested post your qualifications here.
Thanks!
People irritate you because you don't realise the depth of the sacrifice that Christ made on the cross. You haven't let him into your heart. You aren't bathing in the beautiful light.
You don't need new enemies. You need to find the inner RookRAK, look him in the eye and say: "I respect and cherish you. You are a positive person. And, by the way, you were right about Iraq - they needed civilising."
I can start tomorrow.
Originally posted by dottewellBest applicant so far ! 😀
You find things boring because you don't realise the forums needed to be purged to protect the children. The precious, sweet children,
People irritate you because you don't realise the depth of the sacrifice that Christ made on the cross. You haven't let him into your heart. You aren't bathing in the beautiful light.
You don't need new enemies. You n ...[text shortened]... were right about Iraq - they needed civilising."
I can start tomorrow.
Where ya been dottewell?
Originally posted by dottewellDamn, I'm too late.
You find things boring because you don't realise the forums needed to be purged to protect the children. The precious, sweet children,
People irritate you because you don't realise the depth of the sacrifice that Christ made on the cross. You haven't let him into your heart. You aren't bathing in the beautiful light.
You don't need new enemies. You n ...[text shortened]... were right about Iraq - they needed civilising."
I can start tomorrow.
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Originally posted by RookRAK...i would put you in a particle accelerator except that i don't think you have
So, things are boring here. And the few folks who really irritate me have not been around much. I think I need to find some new enemies.
If you're interested post your qualifications here.
Thanks!
enough substance to split into two pieces now matter how fast you circulate
thru the accelerator....so i guess such a non-entity as yourself will have to be satisfied with being put into a kitchen mixer and used as a spread on a fly
sandwhich on rye bread...now to go pick the flies off your body and mash them into a nice spread...this is not an insult...i love you...this is an observation and a future possible agenda...this is what you deserve because you are the slug of slugs...the nasty deposit on the compound interest of forum insult...you are not worthy ...if you looked inside you would
not delight at what you saw becuase there is not a flashlight strong enough to pierce the darkness of your ribcage...but i do love you ( i think i have to say that in order to qualify my deep hatred for all polar bears) ...may you never see land again..may a seal bite off your nose...may an aged inuit wear you as they decay on the ice in death..
Seems like we still need some further information.
Insulting me, or arguing with me doesn't qualify you (in and of itself). In fact you can be my forum enemy and have very little direct interaction with me.
To be a worthy forum enemy, you have to actually be a prick, not simply act like one.
For example, take your favorite strong belief that cannot be supported rationally (say "I believe the earth was populate by UFOs"😉. Now tell everybody in the forum, over and over, that it is true. Then tell them over and over how we'd all be better off if we all believed the same thing.
The key ingredients:
1) Be a idiot, deep down to your core
2) Try to force everyone to be the exact same kind of idiot
Originally posted by dottewellLOL I think we have a winner!
You find things boring because you don't realise the forums needed to be purged to protect the children. The precious, sweet children.
People irritate you because you don't realise the depth of the sacrifice that Christ made on the cross. You haven't let him into your heart. You aren't bathing in the beautiful light.
You don't need new enemies. You n ...[text shortened]... were right about Iraq - they needed civilising."
I can start tomorrow.
Originally posted by RookRAK..go walk by a bakery window and see your reflection..be your own worst enemy...works for me...
Seems like we still need some further information.
Insulting me, or arguing with me doesn't qualify you (in and of itself). In fact you can be my forum enemy and have very little direct interaction with me.
To be a worthy forum enemy, you have to actually be a prick, not simply act like one.
For example, take your favorite strong belief that canno ...[text shortened]... diot, deep down to your core
2) Try to force everyone to be the exact same kind of idiot
Originally posted by RookRAKI smell better too. 😀
It appears from these first few applicants that we've started off on the wrong foot. Clearly I need better specify the requirements.
First off, I'm [b]not simply looking for someone to insult me, or argue with me. Hell, people who will insult total strangers for no reason is the bread-and-butter of internet forums. I can find hundreds or thousands of ...[text shortened]... ues.
So let's hear a little about how your are going to accomplish that.
OK .... next?[/b]
Originally posted by RookRAKSo god-damn picky!
Seems like we still need some further information.
Insulting me, or arguing with me doesn't qualify you (in and of itself). In fact you can be my forum enemy and have very little direct interaction with me.
To be a worthy forum enemy, you have to actually be a prick, not simply act like one.
For example, take your favorite strong belief that canno ...[text shortened]... diot, deep down to your core
2) Try to force everyone to be the exact same kind of idiot
I'm starting to think that you don't really want an enemy, but in fact you're just begging for attention.
Originally posted by RookRAKI hate you with the passion of a thousand suns.
So, things are boring here. And the few folks who really irritate me have not been around much. I think I need to find some new enemies.
If you're interested post your qualifications here.
Thanks!
Leave this site and never darken it again with your presence.