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what does a snail say riding on a turtle?


wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Wouldn't the snail's eyes tentacles break off with that kind of speed?

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What did the slug say to the snail ?


"Big issue ?"

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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

How come actors are IN a movie, but they are ON television?

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Things you don't see:

1. Signs selling "Bottom Soil"

2. An actor on stage pointing and going, "Look! There's Godot!"

3. Biographies of Malcolms I through IX.

;-)

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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just merdered?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change since they are going to see you naked anyway?

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

How come actors are IN a movie, but they are ON television?
1. Because it is extremely un-economical to make round boxes. plus, the whole idea of a box is that it can be distributed more compactly in "flat sheets" and folded into a box, thus saving time, space and money.

2. Yes, the definition of a court hearing is; a proceeding (usually by a court) where evidence is taken for the purpose of determining an issue of fact and reaching a decision based on that evidence. So the justice system as a whole is hearing your case. So regardless of who goes, it is still a hearing.

3. Because a TV show is current and ongoing, but a movie is seen as the past. eg. "He is ON the train" as apposed to "He was IN the train".

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Originally posted by CrawlIce
Things you don't see:

1. Signs selling "Bottom Soil"

2. An actor on stage pointing and going, "Look! There's Godot!"

3. Biographies of Malcolms I through IX.

;-)
1. When topsoil is sold, it is sold for the use of gardens, lawns etc because it has the highest concentration of organic matter and is where most of the nutrients in soil is found. Anything else is just soil (usually for the building industry and the ike).

2.?

3. Malcolm X used "x" as a way of replacing his "slave name" surname. It is not a reference to a numerical system.

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Originally posted by Esoteric
1. Because it is extremely un-economical to make round boxes. plus, the whole idea of a box is that it can be distributed more compactly in "flat sheets" and folded into a box, thus saving time, space and money.

2. Yes, the definition of a court hearing is; a proceeding (usually by a court) where evidence is taken for the purpose of determining an issue ...[text shortened]... ay of replacing his "slave name" surname. It is not a reference to a numerical system.
Wow, you are brilliant...😴

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Originally posted by Esoteric
1. Because it is extremely un-economical to make round boxes. plus, the whole idea of a box is that it can be distributed more compactly in "flat sheets" and folded into a box, thus saving time, space and money.

2. Yes, the definition of a court hearing is; a proceeding (usually by a court) where evidence is taken for the purpose of determining an issue ...[text shortened]... a movie is seen as the past. eg. "He is ON the train" as apposed to "He was IN the train".
Originally posted by Esoteric

1. Because it is extremely un-economical to make round boxes. plus, the whole idea of a box is that it can be distributed more compactly in "flat sheets" and folded into a box, thus saving time, space and money.

Then why not make square pizza's genius?

3. Because a TV show is current and ongoing, but a movie is seen as the past. eg. "He is ON the train" as apposed to "He was IN the train".

What if the movie is made for television production genius?

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1. Why is "bra" singular abd "panties" plural?

2. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

3. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a ride in the car, he sticks his head out the window?

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just merdered?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change since they are going to see you naked anyway?
1. Assassination is defined as a murder of a public figure by a surprise attack. Assassinations are usually for political or ideological reasons. So an assassination is more defined by the killer, not the person being killed.

2. Cure has many definitions. Among them is to preserve food. Ham is preserved meat.

3. They wake up every 2 hours, but they sleep alot.

4. Would you like the Dr to watch you undress? It would be kind of creepy.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Originally posted by Esoteric

1. Because it is extremely un-economical to make round boxes. plus, the whole idea of a box is that it can be distributed more compactly in "flat sheets" and folded into a box, thus saving time, space and money.

[b]Then why not make square pizza's genius?


3. Because a TV show is current and ongoing, but ...[text shortened]... was IN the train".

What if the movie is made for television production genius?[/b]
1. They do make square pizzas genius. Ever been to Rome?

2. It is still a movie. Not a television series.

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Originally posted by BLReid
Wow, you are brilliant...😴
Thankyou.

Does anyone on here have a sense of humour? For the love of Allah, this fourm is like a wet blanket.