1. e4
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    30 May '11 12:132 edits
    Hi All

    I got $5,000 for my other 's' I cannot go about being called Ru
    zo have decided the 's' is to be replaced with a 'z' giving uz....

    The Zicilian, The Queenz Gambit and the Zcotch Opening.

    Thank you for your underztanding on thiz matter.

    Ruzz.

    PZ: Enjoy your Chezz
  2. Joined
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    30 May '11 12:18
    Originally posted by greenpawn34
    Ruzz.
    Ruzz? Is he the big bozz of RHP?
  3. e4
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    30 May '11 12:34
    Yez.
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    30 May '11 12:381 edit
    They tried this out in the 1980's.

    Nigel Short was changed to Hort, For some reason everyone thought it was a Czech player and gave him the nickname Vlastimil. "Hort" even got a separate grade and starting wearing a funny false moustache to keep the joke going. He eventually went completely mad and started singing at post match conferences. At this point the S was returned to the game for health and safety reasons.

    Here is a game Short played against himself, using the technology of the day to make it look like a real game.
    YouTube&feature=related
  5. Milton Keynes, UK
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    03 Jun '11 14:491 edit
    Originally posted by Reeves2668
    It's no big deal, but why change something to be incorrect?
    My guess is that when it said "1 games waiting", the PHP code was then changed from:

    $nogamesmessage = $nogameswaiting . ' games waiting';

    to:

    $nogamesmessage = $nogameswaiting . ' game';

    if ($nogameswaiting > 1) {
    $nogamesmessage = $nogamesmessage . 's';
    }

    $nogamesmessage = $nogamesmessage . ' waiting';


    The if line should be:

    if ($nogameswaiting != 1) {

    I will provide Russ my bank details for my consultancy fee.

    EDIT: In other words, it was "fixed" for one game waiting, but was broken for the zero games.
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    03 Jun '11 16:41
    Despite greenpawn34('z) amusing interjections...

    Lausey now owns this thread. *gets jacket* ~ cheers all.
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    03 Jun '11 16:55
    Originally posted by Reeves2668
    Despite greenpawn34('z) amusing interjections...

    Lausey now owns this thread. *gets jacket* ~ cheers all.
    Ruzz will decide that Lauzey'z $1.59 consultant fee izn't a good value, and we'll be ztuck with thiz bug forever.
  8. timed out again
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    03 Jun '11 17:59
    You have got one voice messages.
  9. Milton Keynes, UK
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    04 Jun '11 09:38
    Originally posted by Mad Rook
    Ruzz will decide that Lauzey'z $1.59 consultant fee izn't a good value, and we'll be ztuck with thiz bug forever.
    Maybe I should make it better value then. 😉

    $s = '';

    if ($nogameswaiting != 1) {
    $s = 's';
    }

    $nogamesmessage = '$nogameswaiting game$s waiting';
  10. Houston, Texas
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    05 Jun '11 23:13
    Originally posted by Reeves2668
    Hmm...just noticed the last couple of days, top right hand corner of the screen, if you don't have any games waiting, it now reads:

    "0 game waiting"

    It should say "0 games waiting" with an 's' - I'm sure it used to say this, has it changed? Why??
    It seems that 1 game or 0 game should be the singular "game" without the "s".
  11. Delft, Netherlands
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    05 Jun '11 23:571 edit

    lausey was correct I think

    I found this in the code:

    document.write('<a class="loggedInInfo" href="/core/gameserve.php">' + nGamesWaiting + ' game' + (nGamesWaiting>1?'s':''😉 + ' waiting</a><a href="#" onclick="XPopGamesUrgent( event );return false;">

    I bet it used to be:

    document.write('<a class="loggedInInfo" href="/core/gameserve.php">' + nGamesWaiting + ' games waiting</a><a href="#" onclick="XPopGamesUrgent( event );return false;">

    changing it to this might do the trick

    document.write('<a class="loggedInInfo" href="/core/gameserve.php">' + nGamesWaiting + ' game' + (nGamesWaiting>1?'s':''😉 + (nGamesWaiting<1?'s':''😉 + ' waiting</a><a href="#" onclick="XPopGamesUrgent( event );return false;">

    DISCLAIMER: I know nothing about programming, I just know how to use a search button. So my solution is probably wrong, I'm just a little interested in these bug-hunting thingies.
  12. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    06 Jun '11 00:53
    Originally posted by Reeves2668
    Hmm...just noticed the last couple of days, top right hand corner of the screen, if you don't have any games waiting, it now reads:

    "0 game waiting"

    It should say "0 games waiting" with an 's' - I'm sure it used to say this, has it changed? Why??
    The thread title should say, "A Change for the Worst," So it's a wash.
  13. SubscriberPaul Leggett
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    06 Jun '11 01:59
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis
    The thread title should say, "A Change for the Worst," So it's a wash.
    You mean it'z a wazh, right?
  14. e4
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    06 Jun '11 02:151 edit
    Hi

    I have borrowed an 's' from 'Letters_Are_Us.com it is a small 's'
    I am still haggling for a capital 'S'.

    The bad news is...(well bad for you, good for me) I have
    sold the square c6 to another site. so if any of you are wondering
    why you cannot put a piece or pawn on c6. Now you know why.

    example


    White mates in one with 1.Qa7 mate. The Black King cannot go to c6
    because it's not there anymore.
    (Old GP will be happy, no more Caro Kann. 🙂 )

    Yours Russ
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    07 Jun '11 19:23
    Originally posted by adramforall
    You mean soon we will be playing che
    the revolution is on...
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