Actaully, I find it damn fun to pick on the low-rated players.
At FICS sometimes my 15 0, or 3 0 seek will pair me with a 1100 or something -- and quite frankly playing those players arn't really worth my time. (not only that, many actually have a hostile attittude if i try to help them)
So....i'll abort -- and set up a new seek -- get them again and abort 2-3 times.
After a while I might get a few annoyed people replying - sparking a convo that goes along the lines of:-
"to good for me eh?"
"give me a game- i'll show you"
"dude, you won't stand a chance...Me=God You=Patzer"
"I can take you...and I find that offensive, I love Jesus"
"no you really can't"
"play me then, I'll teach you!"
--It is at this junction I sometimes give in. and proceed to play.
And I do play i will find some bizzare opening to play -- pork chop as white, and maybe the classic a6, b6, c6, d6, e6, etc etc (odd thing is I can draw against blitz 1400's with it?!) as black.
they will continue to play.
I may give them a Knight, bishop, few pawns (but make them think they have been very clever to find it) Or just play some inferior moves now and then just to keep things a little equal - but never to the point where I can't pull out the win.
if they fall for it -- i'll a few new messages saying
"hey! i told you i'd kick your arse"
"damn you got me!"
"haha yeah, that will teach you for picking on me you big meanie"
"no way! you can't beat me, your crap, God must be doing vodoo or somthing on me"
"hay! I find that offensive, I love Jesus"
Checkmate (they never resign) me 1 then 0.
Its funny, and makes me laugh my arse off, which is why I belittle others.