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  1. 12 Sep '06 22:48
    i need help getting to 2800, i feel that im almost there and that im totally awsome so can anyone give me some help.....
  2. Standard member Dragon Fire
    Lord of all beasts
    12 Sep '06 23:27
    Originally posted by alexstclaire
    i need help getting to 2800, i feel that im almost there and that im totally awsome so can anyone give me some help.....
    If you look like the picture on your profile, sleeping with Kasparov should do the trick!
  3. 12 Sep '06 23:28
    here in america theres a pill for everything.
  4. 12 Sep '06 23:28
    amen to that dragon
  5. 12 Sep '06 23:42
    Originally posted by Dragon Fire
    If you look like the picture on your profile, sleeping with Kasparov should do the trick!
    im a dude, now no one will help me
  6. 12 Sep '06 23:48
    I really hope that you mean 1800...
  7. 12 Sep '06 23:54
    Originally posted by YUG0slav
    I really hope that you mean 1800...
    ooooo, excuse me, i didnt mean 2800, i meant 3800, man thanks yugoslav for pointing that out.....
  8. 12 Sep '06 23:57
    you are very welcome.
  9. 13 Sep '06 06:55
    Are we talking of rating points here or just about annual salary?
  10. 13 Sep '06 10:46
    Originally posted by FabianFnas
    Are we talking of rating points here or just about annual salary?
    Wait...wait....what about...ANNUAL SALARY IN YEN! Zing baby!
  11. Standard member Palynka
    Upward Spiral
    13 Sep '06 10:52
    Originally posted by Ramiri15
    Wait...wait....what about...ANNUAL SALARY IN YEN! Zing baby!
    Yen are overrated.
  12. Standard member Dragon Fire
    Lord of all beasts
    13 Sep '06 16:12
    Originally posted by Palynka
    Yen are overrated.
    Agreed.

    Annual salary in Zimbabwe dollars is about her worth!
  13. 13 Sep '06 16:57
    Originally posted by Dragon Fire
    If you look like the picture on your profile, sleeping with Kasparov should do the trick!
    no sleep with a supercomputer they are better and i hear its electrifying
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  15. Subscriber sonhouse
    Fast and Curious
    13 Sep '06 17:41
    Originally posted by alexstclaire
    ooooo, excuse me, i didnt mean 2800, i meant 3800, man thanks yugoslav for pointing that out.....
    Eventually computers will be the size of a virus and millions of them will be injected into the brain where they will integrate with the neurons already there and so you can BE a chess computer with a 6000 rating!
    Can you imagine a match between two such individuals?