need help to get to 2800

alexstclaire

Only Chess

12 Sep 06

alexstclaire

cavanaugh park

Joined: 27 Feb 05
Moves: 50881

12 Sep 06

i need help getting to 2800, i feel that im almost there and that im totally awsome so can anyone give me some help.....

Dragon Fire

Lord of all beasts

searching for truth

Joined: 06 Jun 06
Moves: 30390

12 Sep 06

Originally posted by alexstclaire
i need help getting to 2800, i feel that im almost there and that im totally awsome so can anyone give me some help.....

If you look like the picture on your profile, sleeping with Kasparov should do the trick!

kmac27

washington

Joined: 18 Dec 05
Moves: 47023

12 Sep 06

here in america theres a pill for everything.😀

kmac27

washington

Joined: 18 Dec 05
Moves: 47023

12 Sep 06

amen to that dragon

alexstclaire

cavanaugh park

Joined: 27 Feb 05
Moves: 50881

12 Sep 06

Originally posted by Dragon Fire
If you look like the picture on your profile, sleeping with Kasparov should do the trick!

im a dude, now no one will help me🙁

YUG0slav

Joined: 29 Jul 06
Moves: 2414

12 Sep 06

I really hope that you mean 1800...

alexstclaire

cavanaugh park

Joined: 27 Feb 05
Moves: 50881

12 Sep 06

Originally posted by YUG0slav
I really hope that you mean 1800...

ooooo, excuse me, i didnt mean 2800, i meant 3800, man thanks yugoslav for pointing that out.....

YUG0slav

Joined: 29 Jul 06
Moves: 2414

12 Sep 06

you are very welcome.

FabianFnas

Joined: 11 Nov 05
Moves: 43938

13 Sep 06

Are we talking of rating points here or just about annual salary?

Ramiri15

Joined: 30 Oct 05
Moves: 3072

13 Sep 06

Originally posted by FabianFnas
Are we talking of rating points here or just about annual salary?

Wait...wait....what about...ANNUAL SALARY IN YEN! Zing baby!

Palynka

Upward Spiral

Halfway

Joined: 02 Aug 04
Moves: 8702

13 Sep 06

Originally posted by Ramiri15
Wait...wait....what about...ANNUAL SALARY IN YEN! Zing baby!

Yen are overrated.

Dragon Fire

Lord of all beasts

searching for truth

Joined: 06 Jun 06
Moves: 30390

13 Sep 06

Originally posted by Palynka
Yen are overrated.

Agreed.

Annual salary in Zimbabwe dollars is about her worth!

mazziewag

Joined: 13 Apr 06
Moves: 24617

13 Sep 06

Originally posted by Dragon Fire
If you look like the picture on your profile, sleeping with Kasparov should do the trick!

no sleep with a supercomputer they are better and i hear its electrifying

BigDogg

Secret RHP coder

on the payroll

Joined: 26 Nov 04
Moves: 155080

13 Sep 06

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sonhouse

Fast and Curious

slatington, pa, usa

Joined: 28 Dec 04
Moves: 53321

13 Sep 06

Originally posted by alexstclaire
ooooo, excuse me, i didnt mean 2800, i meant 3800, man thanks yugoslav for pointing that out.....

Eventually computers will be the size of a virus and millions of them will be injected into the brain where they will integrate with the neurons already there and so you can BE a chess computer with a 6000 rating!
Can you imagine a match between two such individuals?