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need help to get to 2800

need help to get to 2800

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i need help getting to 2800, i feel that im almost there and that im totally awsome so can anyone give me some help.....

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Originally posted by alexstclaire
i need help getting to 2800, i feel that im almost there and that im totally awsome so can anyone give me some help.....
If you look like the picture on your profile, sleeping with Kasparov should do the trick!

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here in america theres a pill for everything.😀

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amen to that dragon

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Originally posted by Dragon Fire
If you look like the picture on your profile, sleeping with Kasparov should do the trick!
im a dude, now no one will help me🙁

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I really hope that you mean 1800...

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Originally posted by YUG0slav
I really hope that you mean 1800...
ooooo, excuse me, i didnt mean 2800, i meant 3800, man thanks yugoslav for pointing that out.....

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you are very welcome.

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Are we talking of rating points here or just about annual salary?

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Originally posted by FabianFnas
Are we talking of rating points here or just about annual salary?
Wait...wait....what about...ANNUAL SALARY IN YEN! Zing baby!

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Originally posted by Ramiri15
Wait...wait....what about...ANNUAL SALARY IN YEN! Zing baby!
Yen are overrated.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Yen are overrated.
Agreed.

Annual salary in Zimbabwe dollars is about her worth!

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Originally posted by Dragon Fire
If you look like the picture on your profile, sleeping with Kasparov should do the trick!
no sleep with a supercomputer they are better and i hear its electrifying

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Originally posted by alexstclaire
ooooo, excuse me, i didnt mean 2800, i meant 3800, man thanks yugoslav for pointing that out.....
Eventually computers will be the size of a virus and millions of them will be injected into the brain where they will integrate with the neurons already there and so you can BE a chess computer with a 6000 rating!
Can you imagine a match between two such individuals?