Originally posted by alexstclaire i need help getting to 2800, i feel that im almost there and that im totally awsome so can anyone give me some help.....
If you look like the picture on your profile, sleeping with Kasparov should do the trick!
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Originally posted by alexstclaire ooooo, excuse me, i didnt mean 2800, i meant 3800, man thanks yugoslav for pointing that out.....
Eventually computers will be the size of a virus and millions of them will be injected into the brain where they will integrate with the neurons already there and so you can BE a chess computer with a 6000 rating!
Can you imagine a match between two such individuals?