This is obviously some 'kindda' joke.
All I can say is thank the good Lord that your brother does
not join RHP as well. What a talented family you come from if
this is way you play and are:
"......new to the game of chess."
The Polgar Brothers!
Rook and Knight mating patterns, clean developemt, no blunders.
The give away is admitting you know about chess databases.
New players do not know such things.
This my friend is how people who are new to the game play
or stumble into a Danish Gambit. (White has a near perfect Danish by mistake).
Look out for the tell tale signs of two very inexperineced players.
random opening moves, Blunders, Queens hanging, missed tactical chances,
missed mates and learning the game very slowly from past games.
Black throws back his Queen near the end of the game given below
because he was frightened about stalemating White.
A few weeks before the full game given this happened to the same Black player.
Game 8320878
Stalemate. So he was sure that was not going to happen again.
It's obvious you know your way about the chessboard and
although it's joke, it's a dangerous joke to play on here.
So you will understand why the hostile response.
We should be asking you for pointers and what books you have read, not the reverse.
This is a "......new to the game of chess." game. No notes needed.
[Event "Challenge"]
[Site "http://www.redhotpawn.com"]
[Date "2011.03.30"]
[EndDate "2011.05.19"]
[Round "?"]
[White "tbreed725"]
[Black "bharden"]
[WhiteRating "655"]
[BlackRating "852"]
[WhiteElo "655"]
[BlackElo "852"]
[Result "0-1"]
[GameId "8309180"]
1. e3 e5 2. f4 d6 3. fxe5 dxe5 4. Bf1c4 c5 5. d4 cxd4 6. exd4 exd4 7. c3 dxc3 8. Qd1e2 Bf8e7 9. Ng1f3 cxb2 10. Bc1xb2 Ng8f6 11. Nf3g5 O-O 12. Qe2h5 Nf6xh5 13. g4 Nh5f4 14. h4 Be7b4 15. Nb1d2 Bb4xd2 16. Ke1f2 Bc8xg4 17. h5 Nb8c6 18. Ra1d1 Nc6b4 19. Rd1xd2 Qd8xd2 20. Kf2g3 Bg4d7 21. Ng5f3 Qd2xb2 22. Nf3g5 Nf4xh5 23. Rh1xh5 Qb2c3 24. Ng5f3 Qc3xc4 25. Rh5e5 Qc4xa2 26. Nf3d4 Qa2a3 27. Nd4f3 Bd7c6 28. Re5g5 Qa3xf3 29. Kg3h4 Ra8e8 30. Rg5g3 Qf3f4 31. Rg3g4 Re8e4 32. Rg4xf4 Re4xf4
Hi Paul... I rec'd that last post. 😏