Toying with non-resigners

BigDogg

Secret RHP coder

Only Chess

01 Jul 17

BigDogg

Secret RHP coder

on the payroll

Joined: 26 Nov 04
Moves: 155080

01 Jul 17

-3

I quite liked the ending mate. I had Black and won a piece early on, but my 2000-rated opponent would not resign.

[Event "Rated Classical game"]
[Site "https://lichess.org/uJW0ROdM"]
[Date "2017.07.01"]
[Round "-"]
[White "wilsontehoru2"]
[Black "BigDoggProblem"]
[Result "0-1"]
[UTCDate "2017.07.01"]
[UTCTime "04:40:07"]
[WhiteElo "2039"]
[BlackElo "2128"]
[WhiteRatingDiff "-8"]
[BlackRatingDiff "+10"]
[Variant "Standard"]
[TimeControl "600+0"]
[ECO "B21"]
[Opening "Sicilian Defense: McDonnell Attack"]
[Termination "Normal"]
[Annotator "lichess.org"]

1. e4 { [%clk 0:10:00] } c5 { [%clk 0:10:00] } 2. f4 { [%clk 0:09:58] } { B21 Sicilian Defense: McDonnell Attack } Nf6 { [%clk 0:09:54] } 3. Nf3 { [%clk 0:09:58] } d5 { [%clk 0:09:53] } 4. e5 { [%clk 0:09:55] } Nfd7 { [%clk 0:09:49] } 5. d4 { [%clk 0:09:52] } cxd4 { [%clk 0:09:48] } 6. Nxd4 { [%clk 0:09:50] } e6 { [%clk 0:09:45] } 7. c3 { [%clk 0:09:47] } Nc6 { [%clk 0:09:43] } 8. Bb5 { [%clk 0:09:39] } Qb6 { [%clk 0:09:41] } 9. Bxc6 { [%clk 0:09:31] } bxc6 { [%clk 0:09:40] } 10. Qc2 { [%clk 0:09:19] } Rb8 { [%clk 0:09:24] } 11. Nd2 { [%clk 0:09:12] } c5 { [%clk 0:09:19] } 12. N4f3 { [%clk 0:09:05] } Ba6 { [%clk 0:09:14] } 13. Nb3 { [%clk 0:08:53] } Be7 { [%clk 0:09:01] } 14. Kf2 { [%clk 0:08:34] } O-O { [%clk 0:08:43] } 15. Rd1 { [%clk 0:08:27] } Rfc8 { [%clk 0:08:35] } 16. h3 { [%clk 0:08:23] } Nf8 { [%clk 0:07:35] } 17. Be3 { [%clk 0:08:17] } Bc4 { [%clk 0:07:27] } 18. Nfd2 { [%clk 0:07:33] } Ng6 { [%clk 0:07:06] } 19. Kg1 { [%clk 0:07:27] } Bxb3 { [%clk 0:06:53] } 20. Nxb3 { [%clk 0:07:18] } d4 { [%clk 0:06:48] } 21. cxd4 { [%clk 0:06:25] } cxd4 { [%clk 0:06:41] } 22. Bxd4 { [%clk 0:06:18] } Rxc2 { [%clk 0:06:37] } 23. Bxb6 { [%clk 0:06:16] } axb6 { [%clk 0:06:33] } 24. g3 { [%clk 0:06:04] } Rxb2 { [%clk 0:06:29] } 25. Nd4 { [%clk 0:06:02] } Bc5 { [%clk 0:06:26] } 26. Kh1 { [%clk 0:05:54] } Ra8 { [%clk 0:06:21] } 27. a4 { [%clk 0:05:45] } Rb4 { [%clk 0:06:16] } 28. Nc6 { [%clk 0:05:33] } Rbxa4 { [%clk 0:06:11] } 29. Rab1 { [%clk 0:05:29] } Ra2 { [%clk 0:05:59] } 30. Nb4 { [%clk 0:05:24] } Re2 { [%clk 0:05:48] } 31. Nd3 { [%clk 0:05:17] } Be3 { [%clk 0:05:24] } 32. Rf1 { [%clk 0:04:52] } Raa2 { [%clk 0:05:16] } 33. Nf2 { [%clk 0:04:31] } Rxf2 { [%clk 0:05:12] } 34. Rxf2 { [%clk 0:04:29] } Bxf2 { [%clk 0:05:11] } 35. g4 { [%clk 0:04:16] } Nxf4 { [%clk 0:05:02] } 36. Rc1 { [%clk 0:04:11] } h5 { [%clk 0:04:55] } 37. g5 { [%clk 0:04:08] } Kh7 { [%clk 0:04:51] } 38. h4 { [%clk 0:04:04] } Bxh4 { [%clk 0:04:47] } 39. Rg1 { [%clk 0:03:52] } Kg6 { [%clk 0:04:40] } 40. Rf1 { [%clk 0:03:46] } Bxg5 { [%clk 0:04:35] } 41. Rg1 { [%clk 0:03:41] } Rb2 { [%clk 0:04:21] } 42. Rf1 { [%clk 0:03:39] } b5 { [%clk 0:04:19] } 43. Rd1 { [%clk 0:03:34] } b4 { [%clk 0:04:18] } 44. Rc1 { [%clk 0:03:32] } b3 { [%clk 0:04:17] } 45. Rd1 { [%clk 0:03:28] } Rc2 { [%clk 0:04:16] } 46. Rb1 { [%clk 0:03:20] } b2 { [%clk 0:04:15] } 47. Rg1 { [%clk 0:03:10] } Rc1 { [%clk 0:04:07] } 48. Kh2 { [%clk 0:03:09] } Rxg1 { [%clk 0:04:04] } 49. Kxg1 { [%clk 0:03:05] } b1=N { [%clk 0:04:03] } 50. Kf2 { [%clk 0:03:01] } Nd2 { [%clk 0:04:00] } 51. Ke3 { [%clk 0:02:57] } Nc4+ { [%clk 0:03:58] } 52. Kd4 { [%clk 0:02:55] } Nb6 { [%clk 0:03:55] } 53. Kc5 { [%clk 0:02:53] } Nd7+ { [%clk 0:03:54] } 54. Kd6 { [%clk 0:02:52] } Nf8 { [%clk 0:03:51] } 55. Kc5 { [%clk 0:02:49] } Kf5 { [%clk 0:03:47] } 56. Kd4 { [%clk 0:02:47] } Nd7 { [%clk 0:03:45] } 57. Ke3 { [%clk 0:02:45] } Nxe5 { [%clk 0:03:43] } 58. Kf2 { [%clk 0:02:43] } h4 { [%clk 0:03:41] } 59. Kg1 { [%clk 0:02:40] } Kg4 { [%clk 0:03:40] } 60. Kh2 { [%clk 0:02:39] } Nd5 { [%clk 0:03:38] } 61. Kh1 { [%clk 0:02:39] } Nc6 { [%clk 0:03:36] } 62. Kh2 { [%clk 0:02:35] } e5 { [%clk 0:03:35] } 63. Kg1 { [%clk 0:02:35] } e4 { [%clk 0:03:34] } 64. Kh1 { [%clk 0:02:35] } f5 { [%clk 0:03:30] } 65. Kg2 { [%clk 0:02:35] } f4 { [%clk 0:03:30] } 66. Kh2 { [%clk 0:02:35] } e3 { [%clk 0:03:28] } 67. Kg1 { [%clk 0:02:35] } f3 { [%clk 0:03:27] } 68. Kh2 { [%clk 0:02:34] } Bf4+ { [%clk 0:03:25] } 69. Kh1 { [%clk 0:02:34] } g5 { [%clk 0:03:24] } 70. Kg1 { [%clk 0:02:32] } Kg3 { [%clk 0:03:22] } 71. Kh1 { [%clk 0:02:31] } g4 { [%clk 0:03:20] } 72. Kg1 { [%clk 0:02:30] } h3 { [%clk 0:03:14] } 73. Kh1 { [%clk 0:02:30] } Kh4 { [%clk 0:03:11] } 74. Kg1 { [%clk 0:02:30] } g3 { [%clk 0:03:10] } 75. Kh1 { [%clk 0:02:30] } Nd4 { [%clk 0:02:59] } 76. Kg1 { [%clk 0:02:30] } h2+ { [%clk 0:02:57] } 77. Kf1 { [%clk 0:02:27] } g2+ { [%clk 0:02:54] } 78. Ke1 { [%clk 0:02:26] } f2+ { [%clk 0:02:52] } 79. Kd1 { [%clk 0:02:24] } e2# { [%clk 0:02:51] } { Black wins by checkmate. } 0-1

Am I a Sadist for enjoying this?

64squaresofpain

The drunk knight

Stuck on g1

Joined: 02 Sep 12
Moves: 59530

01 Jul 17

1 edit

Well you could argue that it serves him right for not resigning.....

But yes, there is also an argument for your being a sadist.

EDIT:- And yes, very nice mate

venda

Dave

S.Yorks.England

Joined: 18 Apr 10
Moves: 86176

01 Jul 17

I expect he carried on hoping for you to be careless and give him a stalemate.

BigDogg

Secret RHP coder

on the payroll

Joined: 26 Nov 04
Moves: 155080

01 Jul 17

Originally posted by venda
I expect he carried on hoping for you to be careless and give him a stalemate.

Haha, yes. Needless to say, I checked every move before I moved that his King had a move.

byedidia

Mister Why

San Carlos, CA

Joined: 21 Feb 12
Moves: 6039

02 Jul 17

I'm sure he enjoyed getting mated like this. It must have been quite a show.

pzn2pawn

Joined: 14 Apr 15
Moves: 20123

02 Jul 17

Was hoping to see three or four more knights on the board -- an entire cavalry chasing down the lone king.

congruent

Joined: 19 Aug 12
Moves: 4076

02 Jul 17

I haven't had anything to drink so I'm not seeing things, but can someone tell me why white didn't pick the pawn up at move 3 with 3. Nf3?? Nxe4

Often on blitz type games you will find people carry on to the end in the hope that their opponent :-

* gives them a stalemate
* might be drunk
* might loose on time etc
* internet connection might drop,

Not saying that is what happened here but a few possibilities.

BigDogg

Secret RHP coder

on the payroll

Joined: 26 Nov 04
Moves: 155080

02 Jul 17

1 edit

Originally posted by pzn2pawn
Was hoping to see three or four more knights on the board -- an entire cavalry chasing down the lone king.

That's what I had intended to do, but then saw the "line of 4 pawns on the 2nd rank" mate and just couldn't resist it.

BigDogg

Secret RHP coder

on the payroll

Joined: 26 Nov 04
Moves: 155080

02 Jul 17

Originally posted by congruent
I haven't had anything to drink so I'm not seeing things, but can someone tell me why white didn't pick the pawn up at move 3 with 3. Nf3?? Nxe4

Often on blitz type games you will find people carry on to the end in the hope that their opponent :-

* gives them a stalemate
* might be drunk
* might loose on time etc
* internet connection might drop,

Not saying that is what happened here but a few possibilities.

Black was so intent on the expected opening setup that he missed the free pawn. 😞

Spectators

Joined: 21 Aug 15
Moves: 928

07 Jul 17

Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
That's what I had intended to do, but then saw the "line of 4 pawns on the 2nd rank" mate and just couldn't resist it.

That was an absolutely delightful finish!

I will often underpromote against passive-aggressive non-resigners, such as promoting 3 or more pawns to knights and then stampeding the enemy king to death.

Sometimes I will be on the brink of checkmating the non-resigner and then resign myself as a joke.

sonhouse

Fast and Curious

slatington, pa, usa

Joined: 28 Dec 04
Moves: 53321

07 Jul 17

Originally posted by venda
I expect he carried on hoping for you to be careless and give him a stalemate.

That was what I thought, hoping for stalemate but with someone near 1900 that would not happen, great looking mate though, got a giggle out of me🙂

ZorroTheFox

MAP-090214!

Round Rock, TX

Joined: 28 Oct 05
Moves: 2908140

08 Jul 17

I thought it was a good lesson for him!

EVENT	Rated Classical game
SITE	https://lichess.org/uJW0ROdM
DATE	2017.07.01
ROUND	-
WHITE	wilsontehoru2
BLACK	BigDoggProblem
RESULT	0-1
WHITEELO	2039
BLACKELO	2128
ECO	B21
OPENING	Sicilian Defense: McDonnell Attack