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What has Chess done for you?

What has Chess done for you?

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chess has proved to be a good way to make love with my girlfriends !!! 🙂

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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
I see as you learnt alot about punctuation and grammer at your school.🙄
grammar

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chess is something i can think about. being young and full of questions and the desperation for information. chess helps to be something i can numb myself over. and i enjoy the improvement that ive made in the game.

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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
You play chess whilst making love? How does that work exactly? 😕
Although I can't speak for 1D2MOVE, it's really quite simple: First, I make my move, then apply a little prophylaxis, follwed by some penetration, and va la, I mate.

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Originally posted by RahimK
I want to know why you continue playing chess?

I spend an average of 2 hours each day on it, playing and studying. I know a lot of you spend just as much time or more on chess.

Why do you spend so much time on it? What will chess do for you? What has chess done for you so far?
What has chess done for me? Nothing, absolutely nothing.
And Shah - Mat to you.

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Originally posted by Grandmouster
..a while ago i took one of those online I.Q test. I scored very high in the math portion. The review said i could be a scientist, or some crazy math type job.
It recomended i do puzzles, like crosswords, etc to increase my cognative abilitys, etc. Of course it recomended also playing chess.
I was thinking recently the reason i scored high on the mat ...[text shortened]... tical thinking, like a computer figures out an alogrithm.
Chess is for sure good for the brain!
So is fish.

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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
You play chess whilst making love? How does that work exactly? 😕
First you stimulate her with the longest piece, probably the King.

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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
I see as you learnt alot about punctuation and grammer at your school.🙄
"alot" Is not a word
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=alot
http://www.answers.com/alot

Well I am doing Physics, biology, geography and geology. So not really that much.

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Originally posted by TRAINS44
First you stimulate her with the longest piece, probably the King.
Men, always wanting to rush things.

Never forego the timid kiss of the pawn,
the erratic movement of the knight,
the deviant sliding of the bishop,
the powerful command of the queen,
the urgent moves of the rook.

The king is but a spectator.

Mate on.

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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
You play chess whilst making love? How does that work exactly? 😕
It's quite easy, just remember to make the appropriate thrust on the kingside and you'll be fine.

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Originally posted by Trains44
First you stimulate her with the longest piece, probably the King.
if your girlfriend doesn't play but still wanna play its obvious your gonna win, dont do it too fast ... capture every figure and pawn from the board and finally chase her king with your figures and finally checkmate with your queen ! ( I dont know why but at this point your girfriend its gonna be very excited !!!! 😀 ) hahaha
then you throw-off the board, the figures , your clothes , and everybody is happy !!!
bad words are allowed too ! 😛

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Originally posted by Trains44
What has chess done for me? Nothing, absolutely nothing.
And Shah - Mat to you.
After what has happen, This quote is pretty funny 😀

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