Originally posted by smw6869I bleieve the last poster thinks males cheat more than females. Really do not need a peter to cheat. Peter has nothing to do with cheating, gall does! I hate cheaters worse than anything in the world. There is not only no point, cheating takes away any merit in winning,it demeans the losing opponent.
Are you saying female cheaters are all hermaphrodites?
GRANNY.
Originally posted by scacchipazzoYes, but i'm pretty sure all hermaphrodites cheat the most.
I bleieve the last poster thinks males cheat more than females. Really do not need a peter to cheat. Peter has nothing to do with cheating, gall does! I hate cheaters worse than anything in the world. There is not only no point, cheating takes away any merit in winning,it demeans the losing opponent.
GRANNY.
Well, I'll explain my take on cheating, and why I do it (not on this site).
When I first began playing internet chess in the early to mid 90's (I was one of the FIRST), I played legitimately. As an above average player myself, and not accustomed to getting WHOOPED, my fragile ego took a beating. I simply could not believe I was taken to school time and time again. Knowing chess programs inside and out (I have owned nearly every program that is worth owning, from the famed SARGON 1 for the commodore to RYBKA) I sensed I was playing NOT a human, but a chess program.
Now, I am a scammer from day one, always looking to find loopholes and BEAT the system in whatever it is I do. So, I tried using a Nintendo 64 chess game called VIRTUAL CHESS to "help" me with my moves. I targetted those people who were mopping the board with me and BEAT them. It's no different than taking up Karate to go back and teach the bullies a lesson. It felt good. Too good. I grew addicted to bullying the bullies and the trash talk that went along with it.
A Nintendo game will only get you so far, and soon it got beat on a regular basis. I upped the ante and purchased Chessmaster 5500 or 6000, I cant remember which. I then went back and made those people PAY. This went on indefinitely. Upgrading RAM. Upgrading processor. Upgrading chess program. Better. Stronger. Faster. Win. Win. Win!!!
Then it was the acting. I had an entire NOTEBOOK of personalities I created, each with its own traits. There was 7 year old TIMMY7 who played like he was Kasparov. "You make dumm move you poopy player go play cheeekckers." THere was 85 year old Mrs. Rookie who just took up chess but somehow played at a 2900 level. When she got accused of cheating, she would reply, "Sir, I most definitely do not need a chess program to tell me to trade my bishop for your queen."
There was MOCRATES, the wizard of the one minute game who just never lost and let you KNOW it.. AAABladerunner, the inbeatable 2 minute player who rarely talked. I have stolen identities of REAL USCF GM's and masqueraded as them for months. You'd be surprised at how gullible people are when you act like you know what your talking about and have a polite demeanor.
Then there was cheater_1.
I cheat because I like to win. I cheat because I like to bully the bullies. I cheat because I am not good enough at chess to beat the people who NEED to be beat, using my own brain. I cheat because I actually LIKE knowing that the person on the other end, who has spent LONG HARD YEARS studying the game, got checkmated by a 9 year old girl who just started playing last month--and knowing this person will go to bed at night STEWING over his or her loss.
I'm not a nice a guy by a long shot, but I'm not trying to win any popularity contests.
Originally posted by cheater1You're a hermaphrodite, aren't you?
Well, I'll explain my take on cheating, and why I do it (not on this site).
When I first began playing internet chess in the early to mid 90's (I was one of the FIRST), I played legitimately. As an above average player myself, and not accustomed to getting WHOOPED, my fragile ego took a beating. I simply could not believe I was taken to school time and t ...[text shortened]... not a nice a guy by a long shot, but I'm not trying to win any popularity contests.
GRANNT.
Originally posted by smw6869OK, OK! Hermaphrodites cheat the most, use peterbilt engines and end up petering the rest of us in the bum! They whir their little peters around like a propeller, crap at the same time ans spread crap around like hippopotami!
Yes, but i'm pretty sure all hermaphrodites cheat the most.
GRANNY.
Originally posted by smw6869Why sir me? Perhaps I am a hermaphropdite with a little peterbilt teeny peter that i whir around! You know the rest. More seriously, i really, really hate cheaters. I like losing on my own and winning on my own. And I am not sick at all, just hung out with the Brits in the past for too long.
You, sir, are sick!
GRANNY.
Originally posted by scacchipazzoYou've got to admit, though, hermaphrodites cheat twice as much. Dat's what i dink!
Why sir me? Perhaps I am a hermaphropdite with a little peterbilt teeny peter that i whir around! You know the rest. More seriously, i really, really hate cheaters. I like losing on my own and winning on my own. And I am not sick at all, just hung out with the Brits in the past for too long.
GRANNY.