Here's the story of Ironman:
Now, this is a story all about how
My chess persona got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the #1 at a site called Gameknot,
In southern Italia born and raised
On redhotpawn was where I spent most of my days
Playing chess maxin' relaxin' all cool
And just usin some Deep Junior outside of the rule
When a couple of game moderators who were up to no good
Startin' makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got caught red-handed and Russ got mad
He said 'Get the hell out of here, you cheater'
I looked for a different chess site and when it came near
The front page said gameknot and it had multiplayer chess
If anything I can say this site worse than RHP
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Gameknot'
I pulled up to the site about 7 or 8
And I yelled to RHP 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at the player tables, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the #1 of Gameknot