you might be a chessplayer if

@sonhouse said
@venda

hehe, good one😉

You know what you call a chess player without a girlfriend?





Homeless......

@ketchuplover said
I don't have a GF. I'm not homeless. I don't get it 😢

a lot of chess players become chess addicts and eventually a lot of them become bums who just want to play chess eh?

So the girlfriend provides the place to live eh?

The original joke was about a guitar player with no girlfriend is homeless.

@old-indian said
a lot of chess players become chess addicts and eventually a lot of them become bums who just want to play chess eh?

So the girlfriend provides the place to live eh?

The original joke was about a guitar player with no girlfriend is homeless.

Obviously you haven’t reached the level of chess addiction where you look for a girlfriend to pay the bills while you study chess eh?

Your loss eh?

@old-indian said
Obviously you haven’t reached the level of chess addiction where you look for a girlfriend to pay the bills while you study chess eh?

Your loss eh?

Damn I love spicey sausage!

No pun intended eh?

@old-indian said
Damn I love spicey sausage!

No pun intended eh?

That depends eh?

How much cash you got?

@old-indian said
That depends eh?

How much cash you got?

Everything eh?

...you were the last to get picked for teams in gym class and you were the last to find a seat on the bus going home.