you might be a chessplayer if

you whisper in your lover's ear 'J'adoube'

your computer boots up to redHotPawn

You object to stalemate counting as a draw!

you think a rook on the seventh is compensation for a pawn

Your on this website and reading this forum 🙂

@Earl-of-Trumps
When a chess player does not know the difference between a Stalemate and a Draw! Then, you have to explain the difference. Also, when the news say the situation is a Stalemate when they too do not know the difference between a Stalemate and a Draw!

@zorrothefox said
@Earl-of-Trumps
When a chess player does not know the difference between a Stalemate and a Draw! Then, you have to explain the difference. Also, when the news say the situation is a Stalemate when they too do not know the difference between a Stalemate and a Draw!

@zorrothefox said
When someone comes to me and say they know how to play! I ask them two questions: Do you know En Passant and do you how to Castle. As soon as they say What? Then, you know that you are a chess player!

@venda

hehe, good one😉

You know what you call a chess player without a girlfriend?





Homeless......

if you've ever stepped on an isolated pawn

...if a bad tournament result compels you to buy another chess book.

......if you know what a bad Bishop is.

@eric-guerrero said
......if you know what a bad Bishop is.

@sonhouse said
@venda

hehe, good one😉

You know what you call a chess player without a girlfriend?





Homeless......

you know that a Sicilian defense is not a mob lawyer