A Text Adventure

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
[b]The big goblin moves quickly through the branches towards the thick branch that Chief MrPhil is sitting on. He's glaring directly into your eyes as he approaches.

As the goblin makes a particularly long step from branch to branch Chief MrPhil tosses a half banana skin at the goblin's feet. The goblin slips for a moment, comically waggles can be seen etched on his face. He can't even scream...he's paralyzed with fear![/b]

Eat one banana skin, eat grass and leaves until full, leave McPhil and Iamatiger to go hunt for more banana skins

Originally posted by MrPhil
Given that I am a master of the club, I will look around for a a sturdy branch.
When the big goblin approaches my little matey, I will give him a mighty wack in his exposed goolies.

Then, with Agerg and Iamatiger looking big and scary I shall attempt to intimidate the injured big goblin, in order to unite the banana and goblin tribes

examine rock,
move rock,
move box of fake gory scythes, pick up shrivelled banana skin, continue hunting

Dive into a massive grove of bananas. The ethylene from the grove causes Banana King to ripen too quickly, and to spoil.

Originally posted by Banana King
angry that u didnt pay attention to my post, i slice u in half with my scythe

Uh oh...another chief abandons the tribe...this one runs off to live with the goblins...what will the poor Banana People do now!?

Scratch ear. Lick nuts. Yawn. Climb new tree. Avoid snakey things.

Confused by sensory overload, avalanche ignores it all, sits down, scratches his ear and licks his nuts.

Then whatever yanked his tail painfully pinches and yanks ("boxes"?) his ear! It lifts his front paws off the ground he is yanked so hard by the ear! OWWWWW!

Explode into hyper-fast blur of claws and teeth in that insane and unstoppable way typical of a 2 stone feral British shorthair cross.

Avalanche transforms instantly from a lazy, careless kitty into a whirling ball of fur, claws and spittle as he hisses and slashes at the enemy!!!

And hits nothing.

But he can see the enemy now...it has four arms ending in hands. It swings high up from one of the arms, letting the others dangle. Where the arms come together he can see two circular eyes looking back at him. It's about the same size as Avalanche who is now hissing, with hair standing on end like a nightmare witch's familiar on Halloween!

The arm-creature does not look frightened.

What follows looks something like this:

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
[b]Avalanche transforms instantly from a lazy, careless kitty into a whirling ball of fur, claws and spittle as he hisses and slashes at the enemy!!!

And hits nothing.

But he can see the enemy now...it has four arms ending in hands. It swings high up from one of the arms, letting the others dangle. Where the arms come together he can see ...[text shortened]... oks something like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IALJXP8LaS4&feature=related[/b]

hand Avalanche a giant, ripe banana
stroke Avalanche down the back
mysteriously vanish

Use Grue bite (tm)

YAHGAH! i jump in, and from behind, my ghosty bluish holography type form stabs the monkey.