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Posers and Puzzles

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Snack on weak abandoned goblins.

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Throw banana skin at big goblin

--I'm hoping he'll slip on the banana skin in a comedy fashion, thusly establishing myself as top goblin

Tell old man to summon banana tribe

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Sneak off into the forest...

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Wait for scene update from ATY

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Character Sheets:

range blasts
Weregrue
Grue Powers Lvl 1
Claws and Teeth Lvl 1
Summoning Lvl 1
Very well fed
Very healthy
Haunted and Empowered by Ghost of Banana King

MrPhil
Banana Chief
Way of Banana Lvl 1
Goblin Way Lvl 1
Club Fighting Lvl 1
Mildly Hungry
Healthy

Avalanchethecat
Black Cat
Way of Cat Lvl 1
Hunting Lvl 1
Exploring Lvl 1
Well fed
Very Healthy

Iamatiger
Big Tiger-Striped Cat
Way of Cat Lvl 1
Claws and Teeth Lvl 1
Scent Tracking Lvl 1
Mildly Hungry
Healthy

Agerg
Banana Tribesman
Banana Way Lvl 1
Reconnaissance Lvl 1
Searching and Gathering Lvl 1
Hungry
Healthy

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my ghost is healthy except for the fact hes dead

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Range blasts is basking in the pleasure of calling his brothers and sisters when one of the things he called - the one from behind him, inside the cave - collides with him!

A sickly man, skeletal and quivering, pale skin collapses against range blast's back and range blasts feels the spirit of the Banana King attach to the flesh and blood that was once his but is now part of range blasts! His spirit is too strong for death itself!

Range blasts yowls and instinctively spins around and rips out the man's throat. The man falls and bleeds to death, but his purpose is done - the Banana King has come home. There's very little meat on the bones...just enough to get the job done.

The Banana King is screetching in your ears, range blast. It's driving you frantic with frustration and annoyance. You keep kiling him but he's still there! It makes no sense!

Outside the cave, Avalanche the cat hisses and then sits down to lick his feet. Agerg is rummaging through the bushes and eventually finds two dried up banana skins! Iamatiger is keeping watch on the cave and decides to herd his allies back to the fig tree. He leads Agerg back the way they came. Then he realizes...

Avalanche is gone!

Then, everyone hears a loud yowling sound coming from the cave. It's really creepy...shivers your spine and makes your hair stand on end! Iamatiger and Agerg race back to the clearing!

Agerg
Banana Tribesman
Banana Way Lvl 1
Reconnaissance Lvl 1
Searching and Gathering Lvl 1
Hungry
Healthy
Inventory: Two dried banana skins in one hand.

It is twilight. There is a slightly chilly breeze blowing.

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Avalanche dives deeper and deeper into the jungle. He wants to be alone. He finds himself in a thickly forested area with vines etc...Tarzan's paradise.

There is abundant prey. Elusive grue slither through the shadows from time to time but do not approach. There are insects chirping. There are bones here.

There is a general mustiness and dank smell. Avalanche's paws sink into the wet, decaying leaves up to the elbows. However, there are trees he can climb on, and often he does.

Then a number of odd events occurs. Avalanche is on a low branch when he notices something out there. It looks like a living branch; a thick branch coming out of the trunk and stretching out, but with a slow shifting or moving occasionally...what is it?! It's big, and fleshy, and scary, but fascinating. What IS that thing?

While his attention is focussed there, he hears off in the distance a tom cat yowling. The alluring scent of a kitty in heat follows...and then he feels a solid tug on his tail from something swooping in from behind!

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The big goblin moves quickly through the branches towards the thick branch that Chief MrPhil is sitting on. He's glaring directly into your eyes as he approaches.

As the goblin makes a particularly long step from branch to branch Chief MrPhil tosses a half banana skin at the goblin's feet. The goblin slips for a moment, comically waggles his limbs for balance and quickly regains his footing.

However, the incident sends the Chief's new friend into a fit of hysterical laughter. He empties out the rest of his bladder in his giggling.

When the big goblin hears this, he spins around and ROARS at the other, smaller goblin with an intensity even greater than before. He's enraged!

Chief MrPhil's friend empties his bowels...this time in terror. The fear can be seen etched on his face. He can't even scream...he's paralyzed with fear!

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i grab a banana scythe and start swiping at range blasts with it

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Lead Agerg to Mr Phil, smell and watch for grues and food. Don't attack intelligent things unless attacked.

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Take nap... with both eyes open for guard.

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[i][b]Range blasts is stunned by the buffeting of the ghostly banana scythe wielded by the furious ghost. He's distracted and fatiqued and getting really frustrated. Eventually he falls into a nook in the rocks and falls into a fitful sleep.

He begins to dream...he's hunting but Banana King keeps throwing bananas at his prey and laughing at him...he rips out his throat, rips off his arms, the King keeps it up, sticking his limbs back on and throwing bananas with them...he's well fed, but he is being denied the chase by the King. He bends over to drink water in his dreams and the King rams a banana up his butt. It's just a constant barrage of irritating, distracting, fatiguing abuse! You're so full of life and power that the taunting and harassment drives you nuts!

Range blast wakes up and realizes he's been wandering in the caves in his sleep and is now completely lost, deep in the dark...


range blasts
Weregrue
Grue Powers
Claws and Teeth
Summoning
Very well fed
Very healthy
Fatigued
Haunted by Ghost of Banana King

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Dive into pool of water... If that's what kills ghosts these days.

EDIT: That's what melts the Witch in the Wizard of Oz movie. (Wonder if it was actually boiling water that killed her, not that that would be kid-friendly).

So jump into pool of water and dial 911-GHOST-BUSTERS

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(you know, you can spoil a banana...)
that water trick only works on girl ghosts!! hahahaha! you need something else to beat a true banana!!
I jump in the water, grab ur phone, and call 847-DIE-PHIL. Then i repeatdly swing at u with my cythe and wait till reinforcements

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