Animal, Vegetable, Mineral

Are you a fungus

I am a vegetable.
1. Have you been on my dinner plate during the past year? No.
2. Would my rabbit happily eat you? No.
3. Are you eaten raw or cooked? Neither, I'm not normally eaten.
4. Are you in any sense of the word farmed, as opposed to mainly occurring in the wild? I'm widespread throughout the natural world, and in some places I am also farmed.
5. Are you a fungus? No.

are you wood?

I am a vegetable.
1. Have you been on my dinner plate during the past year? No.
2. Would my rabbit happily eat you? No.
3. Are you eaten raw or cooked? Neither, I'm not normally eaten.
4. Are you in any sense of the word farmed, as opposed to mainly occurring in the wild? I'm widespread throughout the natural world, and in some places I am also farmed.
5. Are you a fungus? No.
6. Are you wood? I used to be wood, but I wouldn't call myself wood now.

Originally posted by @kewpie
I am a vegetable.
1. Have you been on my dinner plate during the past year? No.
2. Would my rabbit happily eat you? No.
3. Are you eaten raw or cooked? Neither, I'm not normally eaten.
4. Are you in any sense of the word farmed, as opposed to mainly occurring in the wild? I'm widespread throughout the natural world, and in some places I am also farme ...[text shortened]... Are you a fungus? No.
6. Are you wood? I used to be wood, but I wouldn't call myself wood now.

Are you the Sydney Morning Herald?

I am a vegetable.
1. Have you been on my dinner plate during the past year? No.
2. Would my rabbit happily eat you? No.
3. Are you eaten raw or cooked? Neither, I'm not normally eaten.
4. Are you in any sense of the word farmed, as opposed to mainly occurring in the wild? I'm widespread throughout the natural world, and in some places I am also farmed.
5. Are you a fungus? No.
6. Are you wood? I used to be wood, but I wouldn't call myself wood now.
7. Are you pulped as part of the process of becoming something you wouldn’t call wood now? Yes
8. Are you the Sydney Morning Herald? Clarification please.

Originally posted by @kewpie
8. Are you the Sydney Morning Herald? Clarification please.

I am a vegetable.
1. Have you been on my dinner plate during the past year? No.
2. Would my rabbit happily eat you? No.
3. Are you eaten raw or cooked? Neither, I'm not normally eaten.
4. Are you in any sense of the word farmed, as opposed to mainly occurring in the wild? I'm widespread throughout the natural world, and in some places I am also farmed.
5. Are you a fungus? No.
6. Are you wood? I used to be wood, but I wouldn't call myself wood now.
7. Are you pulped as part of the process of becoming something you wouldn’t call wood now? Yes
8. Are you a newspaper? I can be, but I can also be many other things.

Originally posted by @kewpie
I am a vegetable.
1. Have you been on my dinner plate during the past year? No.
2. Would my rabbit happily eat you? No.
3. Are you eaten raw or cooked? Neither, I'm not normally eaten.
4. Are you in any sense of the word farmed, as opposed to mainly occurring in the wild? I'm widespread throughout the natural world, and in some places I am also farme ...[text shortened]... n’t call wood now? Yes
8. Are you a newspaper? I can be, but I can also be many other things.

I am a vegetable.
1. Have you been on my dinner plate during the past year? No.
2. Would my rabbit happily eat you? No.
3. Are you eaten raw or cooked? Neither, I'm not normally eaten.
4. Are you in any sense of the word farmed, as opposed to mainly occurring in the wild? I'm widespread throughout the natural world.
....
8. Are you a newspaper? I can be, but I can also be many other things.
9. Are you paper? Yes.

Well done after only 9 questions!

Originally posted by @kewpie
I am a vegetable.
1. Have you been on my dinner plate during the past year? No.
2. Would my rabbit happily eat you? No.
3. Are you eaten raw or cooked? Neither, I'm not normally eaten.
4. Are you in any sense of the word farmed, as opposed to mainly occurring in the wild? I'm widespread throughout the natural world.
....
8. Are you a newspaper? I ...[text shortened]... t I can also be many other things.
9. Are you paper? Yes.

Well done after only 9 questions!

1. Are you a human food item?

I am vegetable, mineral, and (not so much these days) animal.

1. Are you a human food item? No.

Originally posted by @handyandy
I am vegetable, mineral, and (not so much these days) animal.

1. Are you a human food item? No.