Animal, Vegetable, Mineral

I am vegetable, mineral, and (not so much these days) animal.

1. Are you a human food item? No.
2. Can you be worn? No.

Originally posted by @handyandy
I am vegetable, mineral, and (not so much these days) animal.

1. Are you a human food item? No.
2. Can you be worn? No.

I am vegetable, mineral, and (not so much these days) animal.

1. Are you a human food item? No.
2. Can you be worn? No.
3. Are you a rug? No.

Originally posted by @handyandy
I am vegetable, mineral, and (not so much these days) animal.

1. Are you a human food item? No.
2. Can you be worn? No.
3. Are you a rug? No.

I am vegetable, mineral, and (not so much these days) animal.

1. Are you a human food item? No.
2. Can you be worn? No.
3. Are you a rug? No.
4. Would you be found in the average bathroom? No.

I think what we are looking for is something that used to be made exclusively out of animal products but is now mostly synthetic but it obviously isn't soap.What about perfume.
Are you perfume?

Originally posted by @venda
I think what we are looking for is something that used to be made exclusively out of animal products but is now mostly synthetic but it obviously isn't soap.What about perfume.
Are you perfume?

I am vegetable, mineral, and (not so much these days) animal.

1. Are you a human food item? No.
2. Can you be worn? No.
3. Are you a rug? No.
4. Would you be found in the average bathroom? No.
5. Are you perfume? No.
6. Could I light you? No, not in the sense you suggest.

Originally posted by @handyandy
I am vegetable, mineral, and (not so much these days) animal.

1. Are you a human food item? No.
2. Can you be worn? No.
3. Are you a rug? No.
4. Would you be found in the average bathroom? No.
5. Are you perfume? No.
6. Could I light you? No, not in the sense you suggest.

I am vegetable, mineral, and (not so much these days) animal.

1. Are you a human food item? No.
2. Can you be worn? No.
3. Are you a rug? No.
4. Would you be found in the average bathroom? No.
5. Are you perfume? No.
6. Could I light you? No.
7. Are you phosphorescent (bioluminescent)? No.

Do people (normal ones, not PETA or other vegan extremists) object to you being of animal origins these days?

Originally posted by @handyandy
I am vegetable, mineral, and (not so much these days) animal.

1. Are you a human food item? No.
2. Can you be worn? No.
3. Are you a rug? No.
4. Would you be found in the average bathroom? No.
5. Are you perfume? No.
6. Could I light you? No.
7. Are you phosphorescent (bioluminescent)? No.

I am vegetable, mineral, and (not so much these days) animal.

1. Are you a human food item? No.
2. Can you be worn? No.
3. Are you a rug? No.
4. Would you be found in the average bathroom? No.
5. Are you perfume? No.
6. Could I light you? No.
7. Are you phosphorescent (bioluminescent)? No.
8. Do people (normal ones, not PETA or other vegan extremists) object to you being of animal origins these days? Yes.

Note: The phrase "(not so much these days) animal" doesn't mean
the item in question ever was considered animal to a large extent.

I am vegetable, mineral, and (not so much these days) animal.

1. Are you a human food item? No.
2. Can you be worn? No.
3. Are you a rug? No.
4. Would you be found in the average bathroom? No.
5. Are you perfume? No.
6. Could I light you? No.
7. Are you phosphorescent (bioluminescent)? No.
8. Do people object to you being of animal origins these days? Yes.
9. Does the present-day you require electricity for your use or function? No, electricity is not necessarily required.