Originally posted by Thequ1ckOld one.
There was a man who had no eyes,
he went out to scan the skies.
He saw a tree with apples on it,
he took no apples off;
But left no apples on it.
How did he do it?
A man with one eye (no eyes) saw a tree with two apples. He took one apple (not apples) and left one apple (not apples).
IOW, the usual semantic quibble.
Richard
Originally posted by Thequ1ckeasy, the tree started out with no apples on it...
There was a man who had no eyes,
he went out to scan the skies.
He saw a tree with apples on it,
he took no apples off;
But left no apples on it.
How did he do it?
he took none off, because there were none to start with
and left none on because there were still none when he left...