Best murder

All the evidence points to "Noel Wan" the famous chinese assassin who was in the lift at the time of the crime (Inspector Clueso voiceover required) 🙂

Colonel Mustard in the elevator with a candlestick holder.

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Originally posted by Shoskavitch
Try and figure this out geniuses.
A man living on the third floor steps into an elevator with no one on it. It makes no stops, I repeat, no stops untill it reaches the first floor. It doesn't go below the first floor or above the third. But when he gets out, HE IS DEAD. PERIOD.

Are you back from your woodworking course yet? What's your cooked-up answer? Enquiring minds want to know.

What I mean by "got out", Maybe I should say FELL OUT. DUH.

He died suddenly.

I repeat what someone else has said: The killer gets on the elevator after him, and kills him while he's on it.

It was zombies.

Hey! I just realized that one of my earlier posts got removed! What gives? All I said was "it was me and Ricky. Poisoned dart right to the m*thaf*kn cerebellum" and POOF! it's gone. Can I leave it up now that it's been voluntarily censored?

Could the guy (in PC terms) be "vertically challenged"?

Poisoned?

The elevator is broken and goes down very slowly, taking 2 months to get to the first floor.

The elevator is broken and goes down very fast, killing him when it crashes to a stop on the first floor.

the murderman was on the roof of elevator and dropped in like in movies.

a thermodynamic miracle occured in the lift, transmuting all the nitrogen atoms to gold atoms, killing the man instantly. then another thermodnamic miracle occured, returning all the gold atoms to their original state before the lift doors opened.

too easy.

HE HANGED HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

I cant believe anybody didnt guess that...🙂