Best murder

Originally posted by Shoskavitch
HE HANGED HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

I cant believe anybody didnt guess that...🙂

And you have the nerve to call the thread "best murder"????

Not as good as the classic:

A man lives on the tenth floor of a building. Every day he takes the elevator to go down to the ground floor to go to work or to go shopping. When he returns he takes the elevator to the seventh floor and walks up the stairs to reach his apartment on the tenth floor. He hates walking so why does he do it?

(Clue: On rainy days he goes up in the elevator to the tenth floor.)

He's a dwarf man. But it still doesn't clarify the last solution???

Originally posted by jimslyp69
He's a dwarf man. But it still doesn't clarify the last solution???

On rainy days he has an umbrella and thats why he can reach button of 10th floor. 🙂
Nice problem.

Yes. But I've never understood why, since he hates walking, he doesn't take his umbrella along on sunny days.

Urrgh. My last boss was called Bowmann.
Is that you Keithy boy???

Originally posted by jimslyp69
Urrgh. My last boss was called Bowmann.
Is that you Keithy boy???

No. But, believe it or not, I'm from Manchester.

Originally posted by Bowmann
No. But, believe it or not, I'm from Manchester.

Stranger things things have happened at sea but not many.

Wahey. Which part dude?

Originally posted by Shoskavitch
HE HANGED HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

I cant believe anybody didnt guess that...🙂

Piss poor man. Piss poor. Blatant waste of blooming bandwidth and throughput. I hope you get a nasty twitch in your left finger after all that typing.😛

Originally posted by jimslyp69
Stranger things things have happened at sea but not many.

Wahey. Which part dude?

All of me.

Originally posted by Bowmann
All of me.

Tsk tsk🙄

THIS WAS A STUPID RIDDLE. HE COULDVE DIED SO MANY DIFFERENT WAYS ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY. hey im kinda scared of elevators now... gotta watch my back, i can die in an elevator, i bet i can die in my own house... lol

Originally posted by red king richie
THIS WAS A STUPID RIDDLE. HE COULDVE DIED SO MANY DIFFERENT WAYS ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY. hey im kinda scared of elevators now... gotta watch my back, i can die in an elevator, i bet i can die in my own house... lol

The answer to my puzzle in the divinanza thread is quite funny.

Originally posted by Shoskavitch
HE HANGED HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

I cant believe anybody didnt guess that...🙂

C'mon, it's not even close to being remotely funny! Unlike some of the more imaginitive answers on here, especially the one about the gold/nitrogen atoms.

We all like a joke, but jokes usually end with a punchline.

Usually. 😴

Originally posted by PawnCurry
C'mon, it's not even close to being remotely funny! Unlike some of the more imaginitive answers on here, especially the one about the gold/nitrogen atoms.

We all like a joke, but jokes usually end with a punchline.

Usually. 😴

B' bum!