Originally posted by uzless
2 handymen are at a job site.
The one handyman says to other, "hey, I went out with your sister last night...she's a carpenter's dream"
The other handyman says, "Why do you say that?"
The first one says, "Cause she's flat as a board and easy to nail!"
Irishman goes for a job as a tea-boy at a local building site. Half way through the interview, the site manager asks him 'by the way, can you drive a fork truck?'
' Freakin 'el ' replies the irishman 'How bigs the freakin tea pot?'
Later on he applies for a job as a Handy Man.
During the interview he is asked 'Can do a bit of plumbing'
'Nope' replies the irishman
'What about a bit of decorating?'
'Rubbish at painting' he said
'Hmmm.. gardening?'
'Nooooo... always end up killing all the flowers'
'Any good with wood?'
Sorry...allergic to sawdust'
'Jeez..' the interview gasped 'What the flick is handy about you then?'
'Well i only live round the corner!'