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    This is a joke😀 What is faster than the speed of light. Answer on May 1st or until someone guesses it.
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    18 Apr '07 18:08
    Originally posted by toyboy64
    This is a joke😀 What is faster than the speed of light. Answer on May 1st or until someone guesses it.
    I heard that the smallest possible division of time was the New York second, defined as the time elapsed between the traffic lights changing to green and the taxi driver behind you honking his horn. Perhaps the thing faster than light is his hand as it moves towards the horn.
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    Taxes.
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    18 Apr '07 23:49
    Originally posted by toyboy64
    This is a joke😀 What is faster than the speed of light. Answer on May 1st or until someone guesses it.
    Chuck Norris
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    None right yet!
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    19 Apr '07 18:13
    Originally posted by toyboy64
    This is a joke😀 What is faster than the speed of light. Answer on May 1st or until someone guesses it.
    The thought?
    I can think myself through the entire universe and back on a coffee break.
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    These are getting more and more weird!
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    I think I know. It's dark, because wherever light turns up there's darkness already there.
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    Thats just clever it's ment to be a joke!
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    20 Apr '07 17:53
    Originally posted by toyboy64
    Thats just clever it's meant to be a joke!
    It's from a Terry Pratchet novel, where he phrased it more amusingly than I did. I thought you might have got it from there.
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    I think it's terry prat! How does that work? Light was on earth b4 dark
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    20 Apr '07 18:55
    Originally posted by toyboy64
    I think it's Terry Prat! How does that work? Light was on earth before dark
    His novels are set in an alternative universe and on a world which is flat and carried around on the backs of four elephants which are in turn standing on a turtle, so I don't think logic applies.
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    I know, I know!

    The eye lid of course!

    Why? Because I have so many photos of myself blinking at the exact moment the flash is coming. My eyes see the flash before it has come and blink just in time when the flash arrives and the photo is taken with my eye lids down protecting the eyes against the blinding flash. Hense so many photos is taken me blinking in the picture.

    Makes sense, doesn't it?
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    20 Apr '07 22:151 edit
    Originally posted by DeepThought
    His novels are set in an alternative universe and on a world which is flat and carried around on the backs of four elephants which are in turn standing on a turtle, so I don't think logic applies.
    So what is the turtle standing, or swimming on? And what do the elephants eat? Do they stop to deficate? Do they ever get it on?
    What happens if they have baby elephants? Do the old ones retire and new ones take over? Does the trunk of the elephant ever go up and over and whack the world? It might be construed as a tornado.
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    20 Apr '07 22:52
    Originally posted by toyboy64
    This is a joke😀 What is faster than the speed of light. Answer on May 1st or until someone guesses it.
    Nothing.
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