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IT TAKES A MAN 1 HOUR TO DIG A HOLE, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO DIG HALF A HOLE? THREE REPLIES AND ILL TELL U!
CHESSWARRIOR

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Originally posted by CHESSWARRIOR
IT TAKES A MAN 1 HOUR TO DIG A HOLE, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO DIG HALF A HOLE? THREE REPLIES AND ILL TELL U!
CHESSWARRIOR
IT TAKES A MAN 0.5 HOURS TO DIG 0.5 HOLES.

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Originally posted by crazyblue
IT TAKES A MAN 0.5 HOURS TO DIG 0.5 HOLES.
Wrong - you cannot dig half a hole!!!! It is impossible

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HOW FAR CAN ONE WALK INTO A FOREST? I WILL NEVER POST THE ANSWER.

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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...
Does that mean the 5th one enjoys it?

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Originally posted by CHESSWARRIOR
IT TAKES A MAN 1 HOUR TO DIG A HOLE, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO DIG HALF A HOLE? THREE REPLIES AND ILL TELL U!
CHESSWARRIOR
It depends on how you define "hole". In standard English there can be no such thing as "half a hole". Unless someone's half an a**hole!

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
It depends on how you define "hole". In standard English there can be no such thing as "half a hole". Unless someone's half an a**hole!
What would you know about English? You're American.


A***hole.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
It depends on how you define "hole". In standard English there can be no such thing as "half a hole". Unless someone's half an a**hole!
You could have a dent or an area where there is only half as much dirt as normal. But a man who takes an hour to dig a hole is no man at all.

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Originally posted by crazyblue
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...
Does that mean the 5th one enjoys it?
Diarrhea is hereditary; it runs in your jeans (genes)

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
It depends on how you define "hole". In standard English there can be no such thing as "half a hole". Unless someone's half an a**hole!
Like you?

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Originally posted by Bowmann
HOW FAR CAN ONE WALK INTO A FOREST? I WILL NEVER POST THE ANSWER.
Only about halfway. Then you start to walk OUT OF the forest!

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Originally posted by Bowmann
What would you know about English? You're American.


A***hole.


Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Like you?
Wow. I didn't know people hated me so much. What did I do to deserve this hostility?

So, Bowmann, would you like to correct me instead of spouting insults that do not address my point?

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Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
You could have a dent or an area where there is only half as much dirt as normal. But a man who takes an hour to dig a hole is no man at all.
A depression in a surface with a volume of two cubic feet is a hole. This does not mean that a depression in a surface with a volume of one cubic foot is not a hole.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Wow. I didn't know people hated me so much. What did I do to deserve this hostility?

So, Bowmann, would you like to correct me instead of spouting insults that do not address my point?
meh, bowmann takes pride in insulting pretty much everybody lolz, so it's nothing, really

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Originally posted by CalJust
Only about halfway. Then you start to walk OUT OF the forest!
LOL


Edit: Plonker.

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