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Posers and Puzzles

  1. 11 Sep '05 13:06 / 1 edit
    IT TAKES A MAN 1 HOUR TO DIG A HOLE, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO DIG HALF A HOLE? THREE REPLIES AND ILL TELL U!
    CHESSWARRIOR
  2. 11 Sep '05 14:20
    Originally posted by CHESSWARRIOR
    IT TAKES A MAN 1 HOUR TO DIG A HOLE, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO DIG HALF A HOLE? THREE REPLIES AND ILL TELL U!
    CHESSWARRIOR
    IT TAKES A MAN 0.5 HOURS TO DIG 0.5 HOLES.
  3. 11 Sep '05 15:06
    Originally posted by crazyblue
    IT TAKES A MAN 0.5 HOURS TO DIG 0.5 HOLES.
    Wrong - you cannot dig half a hole!!!! It is impossible
  4. Standard member Bowmann
    Non-Subscriber
    11 Sep '05 17:56
    HOW FAR CAN ONE WALK INTO A FOREST? I WILL NEVER POST THE ANSWER.
  5. 11 Sep '05 19:13
    If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...
    Does that mean the 5th one enjoys it?
  6. Subscriber AThousandYoung
    It's about respect
    11 Sep '05 20:21
    Originally posted by CHESSWARRIOR
    IT TAKES A MAN 1 HOUR TO DIG A HOLE, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO DIG HALF A HOLE? THREE REPLIES AND ILL TELL U!
    CHESSWARRIOR
    It depends on how you define "hole". In standard English there can be no such thing as "half a hole". Unless someone's half an a**hole!
  7. Standard member Bowmann
    Non-Subscriber
    11 Sep '05 22:20
    Originally posted by AThousandYoung
    It depends on how you define "hole". In standard English there can be no such thing as "half a hole". Unless someone's half an a**hole!
    What would you know about English? You're American.


    A***hole.
  8. Standard member UmbrageOfSnow
    All Bark, No Bite
    11 Sep '05 23:43
    Originally posted by AThousandYoung
    It depends on how you define "hole". In standard English there can be no such thing as "half a hole". Unless someone's half an a**hole!
    You could have a dent or an area where there is only half as much dirt as normal. But a man who takes an hour to dig a hole is no man at all.
  9. 12 Sep '05 00:00
    Originally posted by crazyblue
    If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...
    Does that mean the 5th one enjoys it?
    Diarrhea is hereditary; it runs in your jeans (genes)
  10. Standard member GalaxyShield
    Mr. Shield
    12 Sep '05 02:21
    Originally posted by AThousandYoung
    It depends on how you define "hole". In standard English there can be no such thing as "half a hole". Unless someone's half an a**hole!
    Like you?
  11. Standard member CalJust
    It is what it is
    12 Sep '05 05:28
    Originally posted by Bowmann
    HOW FAR CAN ONE WALK INTO A FOREST? I WILL NEVER POST THE ANSWER.
    Only about halfway. Then you start to walk OUT OF the forest!
  12. Subscriber AThousandYoung
    It's about respect
    12 Sep '05 06:08 / 5 edits
    Originally posted by Bowmann
    What would you know about English? You're American.


    A***hole.


    Originally posted by GalaxyShield
    Like you?
    Wow. I didn't know people hated me so much. What did I do to deserve this hostility?

    So, Bowmann, would you like to correct me instead of spouting insults that do not address my point?
  13. Subscriber AThousandYoung
    It's about respect
    12 Sep '05 06:11
    Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
    You could have a dent or an area where there is only half as much dirt as normal. But a man who takes an hour to dig a hole is no man at all.
    A depression in a surface with a volume of two cubic feet is a hole. This does not mean that a depression in a surface with a volume of one cubic foot is not a hole.
  14. 12 Sep '05 19:10
    Originally posted by AThousandYoung
    Wow. I didn't know people hated me so much. What did I do to deserve this hostility?

    So, Bowmann, would you like to correct me instead of spouting insults that do not address my point?
    meh, bowmann takes pride in insulting pretty much everybody lolz, so it's nothing, really
  15. Standard member Bowmann
    Non-Subscriber
    13 Sep '05 18:30 / 1 edit
    Originally posted by CalJust
    Only about halfway. Then you start to walk OUT OF the forest!
    LOL


    Edit: Plonker.