GREATEST RIDDLE

Originally posted by GRIMM
How can you dig half of a hole?

With half of a shovel.

If its an English Builder it takes 2 weeks and 2 hours. Thats 1 week to book him in, 1 extra week before he actually turns up, one hour for lunch and a "ooh dear this is a tough job" and 1 hour to do whatever it is.🙄

OK I think there have been more than 3 replies - what the answer?

Oh yeah and a lot of British builders always seem to leave jobs half way through - and this is true.

Originally posted by arctic burn
There is a man named Mark in a room with no windows, mirrors, or doors.
peter is watching mark through and through. This peter walks by mark and the message was passed.

who is Peter?

Have fun with this one.😉

Mark is the egg and Peter is someone's peter?

Originally posted by CalJust
Only about halfway. Then you start to walk OUT OF the forest!

"Only about halfway". There is no about about it!

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Mark is the egg and Peter is someone's peter?

~MEOW~

Wrong peter is not some ones Peter and mark is not the egg.

would you like to try again?

Originally posted by Freddie2004
"Only about halfway". There is no about about it!

i don't know. surely just before halfway you're not really walking 'into' the forest, more taking a stroll within its central heartland.

Originally posted by arctic burn
Wrong peter is not some ones Peter and mark is not the egg.

would you like to try again?

I DID NOT MEOW. Goats do not meow. Apologize.

Originally posted by CalJust
Only about halfway. Then you start to walk OUT OF the forest!

You can't walk any distance into a forest. The instant you're in the forest you're no longer walking into it; you're walking in it.

same amount of time as there is no half hole!

If someone asks you to dig a hole of a specified size, you can dig a hole half that size.

Originally posted by orfeo
If someone asks you to dig a hole of a specified size, you can dig a hole half that size.

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3 keys to enlightenment..
1) charity
2) humility
3) faith

... what others can you mention ????

Originally posted by fetofs
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Yes. I'm not stupid, I didn't say you could dig HALF a hole half the size.

Originally posted by Bowmann
What would you know about English? You're American.


A***hole.

At least he is familiar enough with spelling variants not to
make corrections where they aren't warranted.

Nemesio