GREATEST RIDDLE

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Wow. I didn't know people hated me so much. What did I do to deserve this hostility?

So, Bowmann, would you like to correct me instead of spouting insults that do not address my point?

No.

Originally posted by Bowmann
What would you know about English? You're American.


A***hole.

See, I laughed at this reply... because I thought it was a play off of AThousandYoung's previous reply...

Originally posted by Morren
See, I laughed at this reply... because I thought it was a play off of AThousandYoung's previous reply...

My God! An American with some sense.

Originally posted by Bowmann
My God! An American with some sense.

e....GADS! what is this world COMING TO!

time is a waste of life
life is a waste of time
so if you waste yourself, you'll have the time of your life...

...wait....what??

tsk...tsk...*sigh*
what a waste...what a waste

There is a man named Mark in a room with no windows, mirrors, or doors.
peter is watching mark through and through. This peter walks by mark and the message was passed.

who is Peter?

Have fun with this one.😉

The music stopped and the man died. Why?

Originally posted by Freddie2004
The music stopped and the man died. Why?

Because he was obssesed with music.

Originally posted by Freddie2004
The music stopped and the man died. Why?

He was a circus tight-rope walker who walked blindfolded over a high wire. The band played as he crossed and when the music stopped it was the signal that he had reached the end of the walk and could safely alight. One day the conductor was taken ill and the stand-in conductor ended the piece of music too early. He stepped off to his death

😛

Originally posted by fetofs
He was a circus tight-rope walker who walked blindfolded over a high wire. The band played as he crossed and when the music stopped it was the signal that he had reached the end of the walk and could safely alight. One day the conductor was taken ill and the stand-in conductor ended the piece of music too early. He stepped off to his death

😛

It took me 4 years to work out the answer to that...through snail mail correspondance but all the same....you heard it before!

How can you dig half of a hole?

yeah, I'm new and did not read the rest of the forum.

Originally posted by Freddie2004
It took me 4 years to work out the answer to that...through snail mail correspondance but all the same....you heard it before!

Maybe 😛

so does any one know who peter is?😕

As Fat Comic Book Guy might reply:

"Worst......

riddles.....

....EVER!"


Whether half a hole or half a whole, wholly unamusing.