world's oldest profession?

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Quite okay, Starrman. Fully appreciate and respect the convictions of those who place their faith and confidence in other

authoritative sources of absolute truth. If such were my persuasions... 1) Big Banger; 2) Big Monkey and 3) Big Bopper.


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P.S. HandyAndy came very close in his astute 'Red Hot' comment on Saturday, as did Badwater..

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Define 'real.'

The post that was quoted here has been removed

This thread needs an enema.

Yes.

The world's oldest human practice is breathing.

"world's oldest profession?"... Progress Report (29 March '10)



Ice Cold: scavenger, forum moderator, mother, louse picker, helper (of old ladies), grave digger,
organ donor, medicine, village idiot, hunter and gatherer, douchebag, palynka, poo shoveller,
taxonomist, greengrocer, prostitution, judge, coquette, farming, dinosaur wrangler, ie designer//
blackmith,firemaker, monkey raper, hitting people on the head, being god, novella by Asimov,
surgeon, Muffy, muffy worshippers, first chicken, egg, farmer, stripper/pole dancer, yes-men,
Ashton MartinD89 in reply to 'Does that imply acknowledgement to an (eventual) uncaused cause?',
disgusted waitress, wishing, Grammar/spelling Nazi...


Lukewarm: troll, explaining, henchman, tax collector, moocher, companion// priest, tax collectors,
seducing monkey, warriors, salesman, thinking outside the bun, linguist// rejection of absolutes...


Warmer: creator, father (of what?), storyteller, zoo keeper, over-explaining, first dictionary author,
grampy bobby (if gb = bs), soldier (enemy), politician, liar, teacher (false), gardner// toolmaker
(who uses others as tools), half talking snoit, engineer (of sorts), door to door salesman//farce...



Red Hot: Cain/Abel (coquette), 'Murderer' in overt deed/covert thought (Monty Moose) =
World's Second Oldest Profession// con artist/serpent (HandyAndy), thief (Badwater),
changing facts (HandyAndy), BSer (Ice Cold)...




Note: One down, 'Murderer' (Second Oldest Profession)... Third Oldest and Oldest still to go.

Here's a third Helpul Hint: Some prostitutes sell their skin, some their birthright, some their soul. Some murderers kill the body of a single individual, some small groups of people, some take out entire populations with ethnic cleansing... yet other murderers destroy reputations with character assassination and public lies. The words 'prostitute' and 'murderer' are inclusive big umbrella words, which embrace these wide ranging activities. With the 'oldest profession' or practice there are 'means to a premeditated end' as well as 'end results'. Several of each have already been identified. Between the front end learned behaviors/skills and the results/consequences, there's a similar key word which accurately embraces and defines the function of this oldest profession.




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Originally posted by Starrman
Take it to spirituality, Spanky.