world's oldest profession?

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Is it a conversation or a guessing game?

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Yes.

The post that was quoted here has been removed

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
"And how would you prefer the beverages this morning, Sir?"

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Your[b]... (instead of a period) gave the impression of an open-ended statement,

seeking confirmation. you fooled me. answer to your non-question is also 'yes'.[/b]

Wish my brain worked better.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Wish my brain worked better.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]world's oldest profession?



please take at least two guesses, since your first one will probably prove wrong.[/b]

Originally posted by Ice Cold
Grammar/spelling Nazi

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
You finally beginning to think outside the greasy bun or wut?

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
You finally beginning to think outside the greasy bun or wut?

"world's oldest profession?"... Progress Report (28 March '10)



Ice Cold: scavenger, forum moderator, mother, louse picker, helper (of old ladies), grave digger,
organ donor, medicine, village idiot, hunter and gatherer, douchebag, palynka, poo shoveller,
taxonomist, greengrocer, prostitution, judge, coquette, farming, dinosaur wrangler, ie designer//
blackmith,firemaker, monkey raper, hitting people on the head, being god, novella by Asimov,
surgeon, Muffy, muffy worshippers, first chicken, egg, farmer, stripper/pole dancer, yes-men,
Ashton MartinD89 in reply to 'Does that imply acknowledgement to an (eventual) uncaused cause?',
disgusted waitress, wishing, Grammar/spelling Nazi...


Lukewarm: troll, explaining, henchman, tax collector, moocher, companion// priest, tax collectors,
seducing monkey, warriors, salesman, thinking outside the bun, linguist...


Warmer: creator, father (of what?), storyteller, zoo keeper, over-explaining, first dictionary author,
grampy bobby (if gb = bs), soldier (enemy), politician, liar, teacher (false), gardner// toolmaker
(who uses others as tools), half talking snoit, engineer (of sorts), door to door salesman...



Red Hot: Cain/Abel, 'Murderer' (in overt deed/covert thought) = World's Second Oldest Profession//
con artist (serpent), thief...




Note: One down, 'Murderer' (Second Oldest Profession)... Third Oldest and Oldest still to go.




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