world's oldest profession?

Grampy Bobby

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26 Mar 10 17:10

Badwater

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28 Mar 10 23:19

Originally posted by HandyAndy
All murderers are not professional killers.

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Incorrect. I'll just have to assume that you mean "Not all murderers are professional killers."

kiki46

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28 Mar 10 23:48

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]world's oldest profession?

please take at least two guesses, since your first one will probably prove wrong.[/b]

Genesis 2;15 farmer

Starrman

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28 Mar 10 23:48

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Not even close. Child bearing/procreation wasn't in the picture until outside the garden.

Inside... sexual intercourse was designed as a recreational expression of marital love.

Ahh, silly me. I was assuming you were referring to real events, not fictional stories about a magic garden.

Grampy Bobby

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28 Mar 10 23:57

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Originally posted by Starrman
Ahh, silly me. I was assuming you were referring to real events, not fictional stories about a magic garden.

Quite okay, Starrman. Fully appreciate and respect the convictions of those who place their faith and confidence in other

authoritative sources of absolute truth. If such were my persuasions... 1) Big Banger; 2) Big Monkey and 3) Big Bopper.

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P.S. HandyAndy came very close in his astute 'Red Hot' comment on Saturday, as did Badwater..

HandyAndy

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29 Mar 10 00:35

Originally posted by Badwater
Incorrect. I'll just have to assume that you mean "Not all murderers are professional killers."

Yes.. that's a better way to put it. Thanks.

FreakyKBH

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29 Mar 10 01:13

Originally posted by Starrman
Ahh, silly me. I was assuming you were referring to real events, not fictional stories about a magic garden.

Define 'real.'

huckleberryhound

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29 Mar 10 01:16

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Define 'real.'

Winona Ryder's boobies as opposed to Pamela Anderson's.

FreakyKBH

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29 Mar 10 01:24

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Winona Ryder's boobies as opposed to Pamela Anderson's.

Wut!?
She kyped 'em!

Grampy Bobby

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29 Mar 10 03:24

Helpful Hint: 'world's oldest profession'.... oldest profession practiced universally

throughout the centuries of recorded history and still as popular as ever in 2010.

Ice Cold

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29 Mar 10 03:25

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]Helpful Hint: 'world's oldest profession'.... oldest profession practiced universally

throughout the centuries of recorded history and still as popular as ever in 2010.[/b]

BSer?

Grampy Bobby

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29 Mar 10 03:26

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
BSer?

Warmer+

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Edit: Another Helpful Hint: third, second and oldest human practices/professions

all involve a frontal attack on individual freedom, deprivation, loss or bondage.

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29 Mar 10 04:04

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]Warmer+[/b]

No, really, I know for a fact BSing is the oldest profession. It predates creation. I was there when it happened, God said, "HEY ICE! GO FOURTH AND BS AND TURN A PROFIT." So I found Daniel years later, and I turned him around. Job was done, now I freelance.

*Looking for a slave named Lance*

Grampy Bobby

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29 Mar 10 04:22

Originally posted by Ice Cold
No, really, I know for a fact BSing is the oldest profession. It predates creation. I was there when it happened, God said, "HEY ICE! GO FOURTH AND BS AND TURN A PROFIT." So I found Daniel years later, and I turned him around. Job was done, now I freelance.

*Looking for a slave named Lance*

You're starting to see into the thread topic and conversational issue on the table,

Mr Ice Man... but not quite yet through it. Just peel another layer from the onion.

Ice Cold

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29 Mar 10 04:28

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
You're starting to see into the thread topic and conversational issue on the table,

Mr Ice Man... but not quite yet through it. Just peel another layer from the onion.

I would think that swindling and conning, which was named, would be the oldest job. ie The serpent in the garten. The serpent profitted from his con job. 😏

I still think my BS post is golden. 😞

Grampy Bobby

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29 Mar 10 04:46

Originally posted by Ice Cold
I would think that swindling and conning, which was named, would be the oldest job. ie The serpent in the garten. The serpent profitted from his con job. 😏

I still think my BS post is golden. 😞

Keep peeling.