How would you write the perfect universe?

Originally posted by @christopher-albon
Here's my polytheistic script.

1) Never EVER settle (up for grabs on definition).
2) Build it backwards and relay it.
3) FlipFlop it.

In order for the universe to continue in a never-ending series of Awesome. It may be required that a measuring device such as the brain is able to flip-flop in its interpretation.

Originally posted by @christopher-albon
In order for the universe to continue in a never-ending series of Awesome. It may be required that a measuring device such as the brain is able to flip-flop in its interpretation.

Write up a proposal and submit it to Nature mag.

Originally posted by @sonhouse
Write up a proposal and submit it to Nature mag.

You're better at that sort of stuff than me. Would you mind doing it for u?

Originally posted by @christopher-albon
In order for the universe to continue in a never-ending series of Awesome. It may be required that a measuring device such as the brain is able to flip-flop in its interpretation.

Bill and Ted have already insured the universe will continue in a never-ending series of Awesome.

Originally posted by @lemon-lime
Bill and Ted have already insured the universe will continue in a never-ending series of Awesome.

I think you'll find that's excellence and has better application as a rule rather than a tool. diddiddidling!

I posted myself the tools to the universe a week ago but rather stupidly titled them the rules. Oops!

Originally posted by @apathist
The whole predator/prey thing. Needs re-writ. It is a decent workaround, but I don't want to be eaten.

But you don't mind being the predator though do you.