Observe correctly.

Originally posted by sonhouse
Or a Hog and be eaten by an atheist.

That atheist will be me.

Though I suspect I will spend the twelve hours after eating making the toilet a class 5 biohazard and vomiting to the point of dehydration to expunge the vile from my body.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miller%E2%80%93Urey_experiment