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Top 10 retarded site ideas:

10) 3 points for a win, 1 for a draw.
9) Remove rec count because of a few whingers.
8) Close and/or delete interesting threads if one troublemaker gets carried away. Allow one person to ruin things for everyone else.
7) When playing, go to one screen to make a move, another to play through the history of the game, and another to get a PGN of the game. Do NOT have all this stuff accessible from the same screen.
6) No conditional moves. Correspondence games are meant to take a long time.
5) In main clan system, you rank higher if you play more matches than your opposition. Teams of busy 1300 players ought to rank higher than teams with masters and experts.
4) No autoflag option. Force people to claim all time wins by hand, then give them a popup message begging them not to take the win unless their opponent just REFUSES to move for days. Act like time forfeit wins are some sort of improper victory and ignore the consensus in the rest of the chess world that time is part of the game.
3) You can win on time, even you only have a King.
2) If you lose to a cheat in a tourney, you still get knocked out even if they're banned before the round ends.
1) Lose to cheat in clan league or tourney, score 0; Drag game and time them out after they're banned, score 3. Do NOT adjust these scores after cheat is discovered. Life isn't meant to be fair.

Edit: Re-ranked.

At times, when I am hovering with a chess piece, and not quite sure on where to place it, I forget and cannot see from where it came and sometimes place it in the wrong place and the move could be very costly. Adding highlights from where a piece is lifted would be a good feature. Think about it.🙄

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No quote attached to your post. It appears you are talking to yourself again. 😛 😀

Rumor has it bulliebeef is your favorite food? 😛

EDIT: I can get a case of it and ship it to you if you like. Just P.M., with your mailing address. 🙂

Originally posted by Very Rusty
No quote attached to your post. It appears you are talking to yourself again. 😛 😀

Rumor has it bulliebeef is your favorite food? 😛

EDIT: I can get a case of it and ship it to you if you like. Just P.M., with your mailing address. 🙂

Cool down, Jenny.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Cool down, Jenny.

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What are you talking about? And who is Jenny?

Originally posted by Cobra46
At times, when I am hovering with a chess piece, and not quite sure on where to place it, I forget and cannot see from where it came and sometimes place it in the wrong place and the move could be very costly. Adding highlights from where a piece is lifted would be a good feature. Think about it.🙄

just place it in an impossible location. Or else off the board.

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Hey my offers still stands. 😉

Was I mis-informed? I was sure it was a very reliable source, and thought it to be a very close friend of yours.

EDIT: I thought it was a very kind gesture on my part.😏

Originally posted by Very Rusty
Rumor has it bulliebeef is your favorite food? 😛

Catfoodtim is eating bullies? Good riddance!

Originally posted by Very Rusty
Hey my offers still stands. 😉

Was I mis-informed? I was sure it was a very reliable source, and thought it to be a very close friend of yours.

EDIT: I thought it was a very kind gesture on my part.😏

Your offer still stands? So you'll give up the sweet, sweet man love to him and hold out on me? That just ain't fair.

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And here I am try to be kind to you and you spit in my face

YOU really go out of your way to make Subscribers feel like they would like to re-new their subscription don't you?