Russ, I have a GREAT business idea for you!

Yes, what about a sister site called...

Are you ready?

*drumroll*

Red Hot Loan

Ha! Gotcha! Guess you never thought of that, right? Just picture it, man, a killer joint venture between the site and Northern Rock or... er... some other, healthier financial institution. Yes, people can come here to play chess, post, and apply for a microloan!

It's brilliant, man!

I like it.

Borrow £1,000 then use Fritz for your games, get caught, get banned
and you don't have to pay back the loan.

Where do I sign up?

Ha! I knew there were minds keen to listen to genius!

Russ, where are you, man?

C'mon, this is gold! Gold!

Originally posted by Seitse
Russ, where are you, man?

C'mon, this is gold! Gold!

Your arm and back must hurt from patting yourself so hard.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Your arm and back must hurt from patting yourself so hard.

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Wonder how my lips can reach my butt?