Terrible tournaments

Perhaps I shouldn't be able to set up the following club tournament: Tournament 11863. What would happen if it started?

I think the server would crash 🙂 (Probably not but there IS an endless loop here).
Every black player auto-wins (no rating differences though because under 3 moves) and as a result everyone continues to the next round. Every black player will win here as well as soon as the second round starts. It is an endless tourney with endless number of rounds with people unable to quit, it sounds absolutely brilliant!