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8 year old's explanation of God

8 year old's explanation of God

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Originally posted by TheBloop
Even though I'm a Christian myself, I seriously doubt that this was written by an 8 year old... this has been transmitted around the internet since at least 1993...

My first thought was that it was a very long essay, and there's no way an 8 year old could have put sentences and paragraphs together the way this "kid" did....

Obviously, any teacher ...[text shortened]... ity of that story. Whoever made it up obviously had never seen an 8 year old write before 🙂
I agree, you can have a non-pawn star rec for that.🙂

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Originally posted by Halitose
Hmmmm.... I wonder....
Congrts Hal....but what or who is Mr nice guy in your avatar? He looks familiar. 🙂

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Originally posted by TheBloop
Even though I'm a Christian myself, I seriously doubt that this was written by an 8 year old... this has been transmitted around the internet since at least 1993...

My first thought was that it was a very long essay, and there's no way an 8 year old could have put sentences and paragraphs together the way this "kid" did....

Obviously, any teacher ...[text shortened]... ity of that story. Whoever made it up obviously had never seen an 8 year old write before 🙂
Yes I agree...I have had this same e-mail a couple times over the years.

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Originally posted by lucifershammer
God is always in the house. 🙂
Who is recommending this tosh?

This is what happens when numb nuts like halitosis get membership.

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
I agree, you can have a non-pawn star rec for that.🙂
hey, i gotta take 'em any way I can get 'em

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Originally posted by Nicolaas
This is an e-mail I just received 5 minutes ago. Its very nice...



This ONE IS FABULOUS!!! It was written by 8 year old Danny Dutton of Chula Vista, CA, for his third grade homework assignment. The assignment was to explain God. I just wonder if any of us could do as well???


EXPLANATION OF GOD
"One of God's main jobs is making people. He ma ...[text shortened]... e God put me here and he can take me back anytime he pleases. And that's why I believe in God"
I enjoyed reading this, but I find it hard to believe that it was written by an eight year old.

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Originally posted by howardgee
this kid makes more sense than you ever have.

(It's still utter nonsense though).
aaaaaah thanks howard - at least now you get the picture or not?

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Originally posted by The Chess Express
I enjoyed reading this, but I find it hard to believe that it was written by an eight year old.
ye me too. I know that mail still comes around, even from 1993. I have gotten the same messages over and over and over and...

Wouldnt it be wonderfull that an ISP could block a message if it was older than a year and still being send around? Someone who can write a program like this could make alot of money you know?

Ok - now that was my idea - anyone who wants to buy? 😏

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Originally posted by Nicolaas
ye me too. I know that mail still comes around, even from 1993. I have gotten the same messages over and over and over and...

Wouldnt it be wonderfull that an ISP could block a message if it was older than a year and still being send around? Someone who can write a program like this could make alot of money you know?

Ok - now that was my idea - anyone who wants to buy? 😏
So despite believing that it was not as claimed written by an 8 year old you still posted it as such? You better repent boy.

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Originally posted by checkbaiter
Congrts Hal....but what or who is Mr nice guy in your avatar? He looks familiar. 🙂
Thanks. It's a mannequin of one of the kings of comedy - Oliver Hardy

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
So despite believing that it was not as claimed written by an 8 year old you still posted it as such? You better repent boy.
the "8 year old's explanation" was good - that is what counted

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Originally posted by howardgee
Who is recommending this tosh?

This is what happens when numb nuts like halitosis get membership.
Ooh! Making it personal now, are we? Btw, I didn't rec it. If you want to try your hand at cheep insults, here's a good nuts-joke to get you started:

And old guy walks slowly and painfully into an ice-cream parlor. Bringing his order, the waitress asks, "Crushed nuts?"
"No, its rheumatism, it does that to you."

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Originally posted by Nicolaas
the "8 year old's explanation" was good - that is what counted
Deceit is a sin. You're a sinner.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
So despite believing that it was not as claimed written by an 8 year old you still posted it as such? You better repent boy.
Which one should he pray 2?

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Jesus Christ?Should he ask Jesus for forgivness?