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8 year old's explanation of God

8 year old's explanation of God

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Originally posted by David C
lol! No, Hammy, my parents had more sense than to send me in to the Lions' Den.
Too bad you didn't inherit that trait from your parents. You'd be OK if you had a little common sense.

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Originally posted by lucifershammer
Too bad you didn't inherit that trait from your parents. You'd be OK if you had a little common sense.
That's right, your x-ray vision enables you to perceive precisely how David C lives his life away from the spirituality forum...God doesn't need to be omniscient with you around...

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
A star is born...And on your 100th rec too! Way to go Halitose 🙂
Its the wierdest thing. I logged on this morning to find a star chirping away next to my name. I think it was some sort of mistake - or one very kind guy.

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The gloves are off. It's a spiritual high...

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Originally posted by Halitose
I think it was one very kind guy.
I think I know who, but I ain't tellin'. But I venture to whisper "fleur de lys"...

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
That's right, your x-ray vision enables you to perceive precisely how David C lives his life away from the spirituality forum...God doesn't need to be omniscient with you around...
Or rather, I don't need to be omniscient with God around.

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Originally posted by lucifershammer
Or rather, I don't need to be omniscient with God around.
I get it, you turn off the x-ray vision when God is in the house.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I get it, you turn off the x-ray vision when God is in the house.
God is always in the house. 🙂

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I think I know who, but I ain't tellin'. But I venture to whisper "fleur de lys"...
Hmmmm.... I wonder....

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Originally posted by Halitose
Its the wierdest thing. I logged on this morning to find a star chirping away next to my name. I think it was some sort of mistake - or one very kind guy.
Funny. I had to pony up for mine. I guess god DOES work in mysterious ways...

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Originally posted by lucifershammer
God is always in the house.
Old skool or new skool?

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Originally posted by David C
Funny. I had to pony up for mine. I guess god DOES work in mysterious ways...
Would you know it...

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"I don't think there are any [atheists] in town. At least there aren't any who come to our church."

Way to go Danny! Did God inspire you to come to this earth-shattering conclusion?

If my eight-year-old came out with something as insightful as this sentence, he'd go to summer school, not camp, and he wouldn't be allowed to bring God along.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
"I don't think there are any [atheists] in town. At least there aren't any who come to our church."

Way to go Danny! Did God inspire you to come to this earth-shattering conclusion?

If my eight-year-old came out with something as insightful as this sentence, he'd go to summer school, not camp, and he wouldn't be allowed to bring God along.
You had a child when you were ten? 😉

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Originally posted by rwingett
You had a child when you were ten? 😉
I was pretty busy at camp, when God wasn't watching (this was back before he had Jesus to cover his breaks).