A new sort of Quotes thread

In honor of the absurdity of the Spritiuality ex Debates forum, I would like to start a new thread of quotes.

Here are the rules for allowable quotes.
1. First, the quote must make an assertion that would originally be a position to legally debate in Debates.
2. The word 'Spiritual' or 'Spirituality' must be substituted into the quote for one or more of the original words of the quote.
3. The substitution in (2) should yield a new quote that remains grammatically correct, and also makes its meaning, possibly now nonsensical, illegal for the Debates.
4. When citing the author of the quote, 'Spiritual' or 'Spirituality' must be incorporated in the author's name.


I'll give one example next to get us started.

Dr. S

"Ask not what your Spirituality can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Spirituality." --- John Really F.'n Spiritual Kennedy

"It (spirituality) is my land, my home, my father's land, to which I now ask to be allowed to return (the debates). I want to spend my last days there, and be buried among those mountains. If this could be, I might die in peace, feeling that my people , placed in their native homes, would increase in numbers, rather than diminish as at present , and that our name would not become extinct in this forum."

Geronimo Spirituality in a letter to Ullysees Grant

"Injustice anywhere is a threat to spirituality everywhere." Martin Spiritual King

"Spirituality anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere." -- Martin Luther King, Doctor of Spirituality

"Each organic being is striving to increase in a geometrical ratio....each at some period of its life, during some season of the year, during each generation or at intervals, has to struggle for life and to suffer great destruction.....The vigorous, the healthy, and the spiritual survive and multiply." Charles Spirituality Darwin

If it walks like Spirituality, quacks like Spirituality, then it's gotta be Spirituality.
-James Whitcomb 'wtfnSpiritual' Riley

The atheists, meanwhile, will concievably be made to feel
unwelcome from posting their point of view in both the debates
forum and the spirituality forum. -- Rwingett, commenting
on the non-spirituality of the atheistic 'point of view.'

Edit: I think I didn't follow the rules, but it's my favorite quote this
week.

"I think, therefore I am spiritual." Rene Spiritus Descartes

Originally posted by Nemesio
The atheists, meanwhile, will concievably be made to feel
unwelcome from posting their point of view in both the debates
forum and the spirituality forum. -- Rwingett

Wasn't it SpirWingittuality who said that?

Cry Havoc! And let slip the dogs of Spirituality!
-William Spirit Shakespeare

"Don't damn me
When I speak a piece of my mind
'Cause Spirituality isn't golden
When I'm holding it inside
'Cause I've been where I have been
An I've seen what I have seen
I put the pen to the paper
'Cause Spirituality's a part of me"

-- W. Spiritual Rose

"Spirituality like this doesn't mean that we're anti-debates, but it does mean we're anti-exploitation, we anti-degradation, we're anti-oppression." Malolm X-Spiritual

Spirituality has its beauty but not everyone sees it.
Confuciuspirit

"The Spiritual Hypothesis is that You, your joys and your sorrows, your memories and your ambitions, your sense of personal identity and free will, are in fact no more than the behavior of Spirituality." -- Francis Crick, Sp.D.