Please turn on javascript in your browser to play chess.
Spirituality

Spirituality

  1. Standard member DoctorScribbles
    BWA Soldier
    04 Mar '05 15:30 / 3 edits
    In honor of the absurdity of the Spritiuality ex Debates forum, I would like to start a new thread of quotes.

    Here are the rules for allowable quotes.
    1. First, the quote must make an assertion that would originally be a position to legally debate in Debates.
    2. The word 'Spiritual' or 'Spirituality' must be substituted into the quote for one or more of the original words of the quote.
    3. The substitution in (2) should yield a new quote that remains grammatically correct, and also makes its meaning, possibly now nonsensical, illegal for the Debates.
    4. When citing the author of the quote, 'Spiritual' or 'Spirituality' must be incorporated in the author's name.


    I'll give one example next to get us started.

    Dr. S
  2. Standard member DoctorScribbles
    BWA Soldier
    04 Mar '05 15:30
    "Ask not what your Spirituality can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Spirituality." --- John Really F.'n Spiritual Kennedy
  3. Donation kirksey957
    Outkast
    04 Mar '05 15:40
    "It (spirituality) is my land, my home, my father's land, to which I now ask to be allowed to return (the debates). I want to spend my last days there, and be buried among those mountains. If this could be, I might die in peace, feeling that my people , placed in their native homes, would increase in numbers, rather than diminish as at present , and that our name would not become extinct in this forum."

    Geronimo Spirituality in a letter to Ullysees Grant
  4. Donation kirksey957
    Outkast
    04 Mar '05 16:38
    "Injustice anywhere is a threat to spirituality everywhere." Martin Spiritual King
  5. Standard member DoctorScribbles
    BWA Soldier
    04 Mar '05 16:45 / 1 edit
    "Spirituality anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere." -- Martin Luther King, Doctor of Spirituality
  6. Donation kirksey957
    Outkast
    04 Mar '05 17:00
    "Each organic being is striving to increase in a geometrical ratio....each at some period of its life, during some season of the year, during each generation or at intervals, has to struggle for life and to suffer great destruction.....The vigorous, the healthy, and the spiritual survive and multiply." Charles Spirituality Darwin
  7. Standard member xs
    Incroyant
    04 Mar '05 17:33
    If it walks like Spirituality, quacks like Spirituality, then it's gotta be Spirituality.
    -James Whitcomb 'wtfnSpiritual' Riley
  8. Standard member Nemesio
    Ursulakantor
    04 Mar '05 17:36 / 2 edits
    The atheists, meanwhile, will concievably be made to feel
    unwelcome from posting their point of view in both the debates
    forum and the spirituality forum.
    -- Rwingett, commenting
    on the non-spirituality of the atheistic 'point of view.'

    Edit: I think I didn't follow the rules, but it's my favorite quote this
    week.
  9. Donation kirksey957
    Outkast
    04 Mar '05 18:08
    "I think, therefore I am spiritual." Rene Spiritus Descartes
  10. Standard member DoctorScribbles
    BWA Soldier
    04 Mar '05 18:14
    Originally posted by Nemesio
    The atheists, meanwhile, will concievably be made to feel
    unwelcome from posting their point of view in both the debates
    forum and the spirituality forum.
    -- Rwingett
    Wasn't it SpirWingittuality who said that?
  11. Standard member xs
    Incroyant
    04 Mar '05 18:24
    Cry Havoc! And let slip the dogs of Spirituality!
    -William Spirit Shakespeare
  12. Standard member DoctorScribbles
    BWA Soldier
    04 Mar '05 18:27
    "Don't damn me
    When I speak a piece of my mind
    'Cause Spirituality isn't golden
    When I'm holding it inside
    'Cause I've been where I have been
    An I've seen what I have seen
    I put the pen to the paper
    'Cause Spirituality's a part of me"

    -- W. Spiritual Rose
  13. Donation kirksey957
    Outkast
    04 Mar '05 18:27
    "Spirituality like this doesn't mean that we're anti-debates, but it does mean we're anti-exploitation, we anti-degradation, we're anti-oppression." Malolm X-Spiritual
  14. 04 Mar '05 18:37
    Spirituality has its beauty but not everyone sees it.
    Confuciuspirit
  15. Standard member DoctorScribbles
    BWA Soldier
    04 Mar '05 19:01
    "The Spiritual Hypothesis is that You, your joys and your sorrows, your memories and your ambitions, your sense of personal identity and free will, are in fact no more than the behavior of Spirituality." -- Francis Crick, Sp.D.