A new sort of Quotes thread

"A free society is a place where it's safe to be spiritual." --Adlai S. Stevenson

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, and spirituality, but they've always worked for me."

-Hunter "Spiritual" Thompson

"Spirituality ought to be enough for anybody." -- Bill "The Spiritual Billionnaire" Gates

A little spirituality is a dangerous thing. - Alexander Pope 'Spiritual I'

An apple a day, keeps spirituality away - Anon

The short-term objective of this country is to find an enemy and bring them to spirituality before they strike us. The long-term objective is to make this world a more free and hopeful and spiritual place. I believe we'll succeed because spirituality is the Almighty God's gift to every man and woman in this world. - George S. Bush

I am a spiritualist and I am an antichrist! - Jonny Spiritually Rotten

Originally posted by Starrman
I am a spiritualist and I am an antichrist! - Jonny Spiritually Rotten

"But I believe in this-and it's been tested by research, that he who spiritualises nuns will later join the church."

-Joe 'Spirit' Strummer

"The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak." -- Spiritual proverb

"The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down."

--Frank "The Guru" Zappa, commenting on the above

"And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat
It's just a little scratch - it don't hurt, her was eatin
dinner while you were sweepin and spilled spirits on her shirt
Mama's messy isn't she? We'll wash her sins off in the water."

--Marshall 'Jesus' Mathers

Sometimes there just isn't a word spiritual enough to describe what you mean, so you have to use a girraffe filled with whipped cream instead - Frank 'guru' Zappa

Originally posted by royalchicken
"And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat
It's just a little scratch - it don't hurt, her was eatin
dinner while you were sweepin and spilled spirits on her shirt
Mama's messy isn't she? We'll wash her sins off in the water."

--Marshall 'Jesus' Mathers

"I don't do black music, I don't do white music. I make spiritual music, for high school kids." -- Slim Spiritual

'I can't get behind the Gods. They're more vengeful, angry, and dangerous if you don't believe in them'!

William Shatner

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
"I don't do black music, I don't do white music. I make spiritual music, for high school kids." -- Slim Spiritual

Hay DoctorScribbles say hi to Cribs for me, Thanks.😉

Originally posted by RBHILL
Hay DoctorScribbles say high to Cribs for me, Thanks.😉

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