A simpler way to experience Christ

(1) Take a large baseball bat, preferably with nail.

(2) Hit yourself repeatedly over the head.

(3) Viola, within just a few strokes you'll be conversing with the almighty.

Originally posted by scottishinnz
(1) Take a large baseball bat, preferably with nail.

(2) Hit yourself repeatedly over the head.

(3) Viola, within just a few strokes you'll be conversing with the almighty.

Originally posted by scottishinnz
(1) Take a large baseball bat, preferably with nail.

(2) Hit yourself repeatedly over the head.

(3) Viola, within just a few strokes you'll be conversing with the almighty.

Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
theres a long line to talk to him

Originally posted by scottishinnz
Maybe I'll put in a 1a then, something like this.

1a) Pack sandwiches and a good book.


[edit; of course, he is omnipresent, so the length of the line matters not.]

Originally posted by scottishinnz
(1) Take a large baseball bat, preferably with nail.

(2) Hit yourself repeatedly over the head.

(3) Viola, within just a few strokes you'll be conversing with the almighty.

Originally posted by amannion
I presume you meant [b]voila and not the stringed instrument ...[/b]

Originally posted by scottishinnz
No no, I meant Viola

[shrugs, walks of nonchalantly, whistling....]

😳

Originally posted by scottishinnz
No no, I meant Viola

[shrugs, walks of nonchalantly, whistling....]

😳