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A simpler way to experience Christ

A simpler way to experience Christ

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(1) Take a large baseball bat, preferably with nail.

(2) Hit yourself repeatedly over the head.

(3) Viola, within just a few strokes you'll be conversing with the almighty.

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Originally posted by scottishinnz
(1) Take a large baseball bat, preferably with nail.

(2) Hit yourself repeatedly over the head.

(3) Viola, within just a few strokes you'll be conversing with the almighty.
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Originally posted by scottishinnz
(1) Take a large baseball bat, preferably with nail.

(2) Hit yourself repeatedly over the head.

(3) Viola, within just a few strokes you'll be conversing with the almighty.
theres a long line to talk to him

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
theres a long line to talk to him
Maybe I'll put in a 1a then, something like this.

1a) Pack sandwiches and a good book.


[edit; of course, he is omnipresent, so the length of the line matters not.]

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Originally posted by scottishinnz
Maybe I'll put in a 1a then, something like this.

1a) Pack sandwiches and a good book.


[edit; of course, he is omnipresent, so the length of the line matters not.]
Baggsy you go first.

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Originally posted by scottishinnz
(1) Take a large baseball bat, preferably with nail.

(2) Hit yourself repeatedly over the head.

(3) Viola, within just a few strokes you'll be conversing with the almighty.
I presume you meant voila and not the stringed instrument ...

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Originally posted by amannion
I presume you meant [b]voila and not the stringed instrument ...[/b]
No no, I meant Viola

[shrugs, walks of nonchalantly, whistling....]

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Originally posted by scottishinnz
No no, I meant Viola

[shrugs, walks of nonchalantly, whistling....]

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of course, it should read

[shrugs, hops off nonchalantly, whistling]

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Originally posted by scottishinnz
No no, I meant Viola

[shrugs, walks of nonchalantly, whistling....]

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Consider Georg Philip Telemann's Viola Concerto in G. One of the hottest pieces of the
late Baroque/Gallant periods.

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