naming your child.
The miserable spectacle this week of being reminded what Gweneyth Paltrow named her first child (Apple) and now her second child (Moses) has spurred me to make several points about naming your children.
1) Just because your parents give you an odd or miserable name is no excuse to give your kid the burden of a wacky name.
2) Don't name a kid after something you eat.
3) Only black and hispanic children should be named after biblical characters.
I just cannot wait for the spawn of Tom Cruise and Katy Holmes to arrive. I am sure it will require me to once again give a lecture on what not to name your youngin.