1. Standard memberRBHILL
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    SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR CHILD RIGHT!
    One Nation, "Under GOD"



    One day, a six-year-old girl was sitting in a classroom.
    The teacher was explaining evolution to the children.
    The teacher asked a little boy:

    TEACHER:
    Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

    TOMMY:
    Yes

    TEACHER:
    Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

    TOMMY:
    Yes.

    TEACHER:
    Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

    TOMMY:
    Okay.
    (He returned a few minutes later)
    Yes, I saw the sky.

    TEACHER:
    Did you see GOD?

    TOMMY:
    No.

    TEACHER:
    That's my point.
    We can't see GOD because HE isn't there.
    HE just doesn't exist.

    A little girl spoke up wanting to ask the boy some questions.
    The teacher agreed.

    LITTLE GIRL:
    Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

    TOMMY:
    Yes.

    LITTLE GIRL:
    Tommy do you see the grass outside?

    TOMMY:
    Yessssss!

    LITTLE GIRL:
    Did you see the sky?

    TOMMY:
    Yessssss!

    LITTLE GIRL:
    Tommy, do you see the Teacher ?

    TOMMY:Yes

    LITTLE GIRL:
    Do you see her brain?

    TOMMY:
    No.

    LITTLE GIRL:
    Then according to what we were taught today,
    she doesn't have one.

    II CORINTHIANS 5:7 "
    FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT "

    Don't forget to pass this on!

    I love this one! Everyone should send this to everyone they know, especially today with prayer restricted in schools.



    For I can do everything with the help of Christ who gives me the strength I need. Phil 4:13
    MAKE IT A GREAT DAY!!!!
  2. Standard memberDoctorScribbles
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    16 Dec '05 04:351 edit
    This is a stupid story. It is unworthy of love.
  3. Standard memberDoctorScribbles
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    RBHILL, what are you asking for for Christmas?
  4. Standard memberPhlabibit
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    16 Dec '05 04:39
    Originally posted by RBHILL
    SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR CHILD RIGHT!
    One Nation, "Under GOD"



    One day, a six-year-old girl was sitting in a classroom.
    The teacher was explaining evolution to the children.
    The teacher asked a little boy:

    TEACHER:
    Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

    TOMMY:
    Yes

    TEACHER:
    Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

    TOMMY:
    Yes. ...[text shortened]... ng with the help of Christ who gives me the strength I need. Phil 4:13
    MAKE IT A GREAT DAY!!!!
    If that teacher was teaching my child I would have them fired. I won't stand for fanatics on either side of the bibe. It has no place in school, and sure wouldn't go over well in a private school... unless that school was for 'Strong Athiests'. (Did I get that right?)

    Anyway, I didn't read the whole thing... after the teacher got me all bent.

    P-
  5. Subscriberno1marauder
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    16 Dec '05 04:39
    Originally posted by RBHILL
    SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR CHILD RIGHT!
    One Nation, "Under GOD"



    One day, a six-year-old girl was sitting in a classroom.
    The teacher was explaining evolution to the children.
    The teacher asked a little boy:

    TEACHER:
    Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

    TOMMY:
    Yes

    TEACHER:
    Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

    TOMMY:
    Yes. ...[text shortened]... ng with the help of Christ who gives me the strength I need. Phil 4:13
    MAKE IT A GREAT DAY!!!!
    If I sent that story to anyone I knew, they would come to my house and beat the crap out of me. Deservedly so.
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    What's with that "Under God" phrase anyways?
    Was it brought in in the 50s to protect against Joe Stalin and the Commies?
  7. Subscriberno1marauder
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    Originally posted by KneverKnight
    What's with that "Under God" phrase anyways?
    Was it brought in in the 50s to protect against Joe Stalin and the Commies?
    Yes; see how well it worked?
  8. Standard memberRBHILL
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    16 Dec '05 04:40
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    RBHILL, what are you asking for for Christmas?
    Nothing. I got my 2003 Ford Mustang back in the middle of October. But I am such my parents will still get me something.

    I think my brother got me a Buffalo Bills Jersey?

    I told my girlfriend as a joke that I wanted a baby, but I have to get married first.

    Did you see my post to you in the Mary Virgin one you made?
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    16 Dec '05 04:46
    Originally posted by RBHILL

    Did you see my post to you in the Mary Virgin one you made?
    I did just now.

    "I would say she was a virgin. But after she had Jesus, well of course she is going to want to give it up. And that is why James is his half brother and Mary also had other children other then James and Jesus. "

    Is James the half brother of Jesus because they have different fathers?

    For Christmas, I am hoping to get an iPod so that I can listen to Eminem and other inspirational music during my OTB games.
  10. Standard memberDoctorScribbles
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    16 Dec '05 04:48
    Originally posted by RBHILL


    I told my girlfriend as a joke that I wanted a baby, but I have to get married first.
    Do you have a picture of the two of you online?
  11. Standard memberRBHILL
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    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    Do you have a picture of the two of you online?
    no not yet, but I will let you know soon.

    I don't have a digital camera 🙁

    And I am going to rent 8 mile and have my brother burn it. And then I will give it to my girlfriends, cousin. That way it costs less for me. And I need to get Private Ryan copied to becasue the one I got from Target doesn't work at all so I have not seen that movie yet even though I bought it like 4 years ago.

    I don't have a myspace yet but I am working on it once school is done.
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    Originally posted by RBHILL


    And I am going to rent 8 mile and have my brother burn it. And then I will give it to my girlfriends, cousin. That way it costs less for me.
    That's very thoughtful. Are you aware that there is an explicit sex scence where Em gives this hot girl the bone in a factory?
  13. Standard memberRBHILL
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    16 Dec '05 04:58
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    That's very thoughtful. Are you aware that there is an explicit sex scence where Em gives this hot girl the bone in a factory?
    Yes.

    The best part of the movie is when he is raping when he is working on the car. I also like it when they talk trash when they rap. Like at the rochcoach he says something like "when your the one with the HIV" something like that?
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    Originally posted by RBHILL
    no not yet, but I will let you know soon.

    I don't have a digital camera 🙁

    And I am going to rent 8 mile and have my brother burn it. And then I will give it to my girlfriends, cousin. That way it costs less for me. And I need to get Private Ryan copied to becasue the one I got from Target doesn't work at all so I have not seen that movie yet even tho ...[text shortened]... it like 4 years ago.

    I don't have a myspace yet but I am working on it once school is done.
    Burning DVDs? But that's stealing! It's illegal and according to your religion a sin!

    also, the story did have a good point. I wouldn't use the argument that the teacher used. I always teach evolution via statistics, once you show how overwhelmingly likely it is then there is no need to such poor quality stories your fictional teacher uses...
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    16 Dec '05 05:04
    Originally posted by no1marauder
    Yes; see how well it worked?
    Well, you got Ronnie Raygun. 😵
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