An elixir of immortality

@rajk999 said
Hey ... you not listening. Dont overcook my Porterhouse Steak !!!

Neither are you listening.

But we’ll have your diaper ready when you get back.

@rajk999 said
Hey ... you not listening. Dont overcook my Porterhouse Steak !!!

What was your reaction when Jesus Christ washed His disciples’ feet?

I bet it was, “C’mon, Jesus! Enough of that girl stuff! What’s the matter with you? Let’s go beat up some Pharisees!”

@fmf said
What sorts of conditions or assurances would be necessary or sufficient to make it worthwhile to consume an elixir of immortality?

Sorry for the tangent, but 500 or a million years out, whoever took that elixir wouldn't even be the same person, or a person at all. Something to consider.

@rajk999 said
No pain or suffering, no aging. Unlimited access to all the billions of galaxies all over the universe, the ability to create lifeforms on virgin planets. None of those things appeal to you ?

Sure they do, but not at the cost of living forever.

@avalanchethecat said
Sure they do, but not at the cost of living forever.

What if you could tell your whoppers with impunity?

Would that make living forever palatable?

You could tell your whoppers to your heart’s content and no one would be any the wiser.

@pb1022 said
What if you could tell your whoppers with impunity?

Would that make living forever palatable?

You could tell your whoppers to your heart’s content and no one would be any the wiser.

Aw, short of attention again Dr Romans1009? Maybe give your mother a ring? I'm sure she'd be happy to hear from you.

@avalanchethecat said
Aw, short of attention again Dr Romans1009? Maybe give your mother a ring? I'm sure she'd be happy to hear from you.

Get back to reading the Gospels, champ.

You know, the Gospels you don’t believe and can only tolerate in small quantities at a time, but nonetheless read “a whole bunch of times” after becoming an atheist.

And all ‘cause you like to discuss them with your uncle lol.

That was one heck of a whopper.

But think about it - if you had “whopper detection immunity” as part of your elixir, you could tell whoppers like that and no one would point out that you’re full of it!

@pb1022 said
Get back to reading the Gospels, champ.

You know, the Gospels you don’t believe and can only tolerate in small quantities at a time, but nonetheless read “a whole bunch of times” after becoming an atheist.

And all ‘cause you like to discuss them with your uncle lol.

That was one heck of a whopper.

But think about it - if you had “whopper detection immunity” as part ...[text shortened]... of your elixir, you could tell whoppers like that and no one would point out that you’re full of it!

*Yawn* you gotta get some new material, Romans1009.

@avalanchethecat said
*Yawn* you gotta get some new material, Romans1009.

I know you’re considering the elixir if it comes with “whopper detection immunity.”

Thank me later 😉

-Removed-

Glad to see you happy for a change.

Let’s keep that up.

Haha!

@pb1022 said
I know you’re considering the elixir if it comes with “whopper detection immunity.”

Thank me later 😉

How many times have you tried that one now Romans1009? Ten? Fifteen? Will it work if you try twenty times? Oooh tenterhooks.

@avalanchethecat said
How many times have you tried that one now Romans1009? Ten? Fifteen? Will it work if you try twenty times? Oooh tenterhooks.

What are you talking about?

You and I both know that was one of your big whoppers.

Don’t tell me you’re still claiming it’s true! 😂

@pb1022 said
What are you talking about?

You and I both know that was one of your big whoppers.

Don’t tell me you’re still claiming it’s true! 😂

Lol @ puppet thumbs

@avalanchethecat said
Lol @ puppet thumbs

Haha!