anti-Christ

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You're just pissed that you don't have the width, breadth and depth of life experience that I have had.

Life comes to those that want it, not to those who have an inflated sense of self out of all proportion with their real ability and experience.

Nothing in life is ludicrous. Except maybe only those with too immense affection for themselves and too immense disregard of others. You should have learned a few precious life lessons by now, but apparently not. Too busy with yourself to notice.

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I have a blue coat. For breakfast this morning I had marmalade on toast. I once met Vivienne Westwood.

You are free to pick and choose which of the above you think are true or made up BS. - Whatever you decide however has not bearing on the fact they are all true. In other words, a random chap on the internet doesn't get to tell me which events in my life actually happened.

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All of these things happened, but you're always sure to fill in some details yourself to make them less likely. You've done this to me nearly every time. My true version of events and your version of these events never match up. You excel at crafting your version to mock the actual version. I guess you feel you have to do this to make yourself feel better, I dunno.

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It's not difficult to know at all. He doesn't buy my angel story because he doesn't believe in God. You probably could have figured that on your own if you didn't have all your concern wrapped up in making my accounts look ridiculous. People should remember this. I've never lied about myself in these forums. My accounts are what happened. Your accounts, on the other hand, introduce ridiculous aspects solely for the purpose of making them sound ridiculous. I've asked you many, many times in these forums to stop misrepresenting me but you persist. I've alerted so many of your posts for lying about me that you had to make up another story about "gang-alerts" to Russ so he would limit how many alerts I could lay on you for lying about me. I will soon be leaving this site for good, so at this late stage of the game, all I want from you, indeed, all I've ever wanted from you, is to just stop lying about me.

@fmf said
Oh the irony.

You really should charge @divegeester for your services as his "fast-gun".

@suzianne said
You really should charge @divegeester for your services as his "fast-gun".

This generic retort does nothing to distract from the fact that you are - and ONLY you are - the epitome of everything you rail against.