Originally posted by RBHILL Either by your own works or by the grace of God?
If god and heaven exist, which I doubt, I fully expect god to realise that I am and have been a good person. In being so, I would expect god to let me in, regardless of whether or not I acknowledged him during my life. If he chooses not to on such an arbitrary condition as worshipping him, he can stuff his heaven up his cloudy buffered behind.
Originally posted by RBHILL Either by your own works or by the grace of God?
I doubt I will be eligible to go to Heaven, if it really exists.
Just too much blasphemy and mocking at religions during my lifetime.
Maybe God has a lousy sense of humor and will let me in.
Either way, Heaven looks like a really boring place to be for a whole eternity.
Originally posted by Starrman If god and heaven exist, which I doubt, I fully expect god to realise that I am and have been a good person. In being so, I would expect god to let me in, regardless of whether or not I acknowledged him during my life. If he chooses not to on such an arbitrary condition as worshipping him, he can stuff his heaven up his cloudy buffered behind.
That makes me think the question should rather be "Would you want to go to heaven, and under what circumstances?"
Originally posted by pawnhandler That makes me think the question should rather be "Would you want to go to heaven, and under what circumstances?"
Easy.
No worshiping, no stupid beliefs.
Heaven should have unlimited supply of women, beer, cognac and football games. And of course, no religious guys. That would be Hell.
Originally posted by serigado Easy.
No worshiping, no stupid beliefs.
Heaven should have unlimited supply of women, beer, cognac and football games. And of course, no religious guys. That would be Hell.
And if only your soul goes and not your body, there are all those women but you can't touch them, all that beer and cognac that you can't drink ... But if that's your idea of heaven, go for it! 😉
Originally posted by pawnhandler And if only your soul goes and not your body, there are all those women but you can't touch them, all that beer and cognac that you can't drink ... But if that's your idea of heaven, go for it! 😉
Hmm... never thought of it...
There must be some temporary bodies in heaven which souls can use for their amusement. Imagine... your girl can incarnate any body temporarily! Imagine the possibilities...
Originally posted by serigado Hmm... never thought of it...
There must be some temporary bodies in heaven which souls can use for their amusement. Imagine... your girl can incarnate any body temporarily! Imagine the possibilities...
Screw that, I've always said I'm a lesbian in a man's body, I'm incarnating as Adriana Lima.