Originally posted by royalchicken
Put me down as a Theist. You can look in my profile for my rating, you lazy git.
I'm playing for the greater glory of Eist Pimpengott and pledge to wear a purple trilby while making all of my moves, as well as sending all in-game taunting in Hrothgarian. What other gods are my teammates on the Theist side playing for? Is anyone playing for the One True God? If so, will these people be sabotaging their teammates' efforts?
I will play for the theists. I'm in the 1200s right now.
You see, every thousand years, I test each life system in the universe. I visit it with mysteries, earthquakes, unpredicted eclipses, strange craters in the wilderness...If these are taken as natural, I judge that system ignorant and harmless; I spare it.
But if the Hand of Blakbuzzrd is recognized in these events, I judge that system dangerous to Us. I call upon the great god Dyzan, and for his greater glory -- and our mutual pleasure -- I destroy it, utterly.