Originally posted by SwissGambit
Well, my ego doesn't like it. But I tend to learn a lot when it happens.
That's what I tell people who give me evidence against evolution. They act like I think it's a sacrament or something. But really, it's not. If evidence comes out that overturns it, I'm fine with that. In fact, in some ways, it would be very interesting, because we would be learn ...[text shortened]... ot into Gullibility, and deliver them from Jehovah's Witnesses. Amen.[/quote]
...but I digress)
My scenario would be thus:
divegeester dies and finds himself ... on earth in a field with some hand drawn sheep and a few carnivores lying on their backs having their tummies tickled by some happy but rather smug looking people.
"What's this? No heaven? No Jesus? "
Enter a dude with wings.
"All hail to Jehovah"
"Who are you?"
"I am Mike"
"I'm him too"... "I am also god"... "sort of"
"So can I stay here?"
"Oh shlt" "Look, I've been a Christian for years and believed in you...err Jesus...err, you know what I mean"
"You do not believe in Jehovah" "you are not one of the awesome ones"
"But I did good stuff. Sometimes"
"Insufficient" "you are not awesome, you are not a witness of Jehovah"
"Yes I am"
"No you are not"
"You are uncertified"
Suddenly is occurs to me that this is my HELL.