1. Standard memberHand of Hecate
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    09 Jul '07 16:55
    I cam across a Moses action figure at a flea market on Sunday. If you could have any action figure from the bible who/what would it be and what powers/kung fu grip would the action figure be bestowed with?

    I'm going for Judas and he'd come with 30 pieces of silver and rub his hands together greedily when you press his action button. He'd also come with a small noose to finish the job so to speak.
  2. Standard memberblakbuzzrd
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    09 Jul '07 17:05
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    I cam across a Moses action figure at a flea market on Sunday. If you could have any action figure from the bible who/what would it be and what powers/kung fu grip would the action figure be bestowed with?

    I'm going for Judas and he'd come with 30 pieces of silver and rub his hands together greedily when you press his action button. He'd also come with a small noose to finish the job so to speak.
    Job. He comes with a removable wig, quick-change riches-to-rags robe, and potsherd-skin-scraping action.
  3. Donationrwingett
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    09 Jul '07 18:25
    I vote for the whole 'Elisha and the Bears' playset. It comes with figures of Elisha, two bears, and 42 children with detachable limbs.
  4. Standard memberDoctorScribbles
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    09 Jul '07 19:39
    Eve, with leaves that become transparent when you turn her upside down, like those tacky pens.
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    09 Jul '07 20:05
    Methuselah at 969 years old; an unsightly hunk of wilted and speckled flesh that soils itself every day and mumbles incoherently.
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    09 Jul '07 20:28
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    I cam across a Moses action figure at a flea market on Sunday. If you could have any action figure from the bible who/what would it be and what powers/kung fu grip would the action figure be bestowed with?

    I'm going for Judas and he'd come with 30 pieces of silver and rub his hands together greedily when you press his action button. He'd also come with a small noose to finish the job so to speak.
    Jael, with a wooden stake in one hand and a mallet in the other.
  7. Donationkirksey957
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    09 Jul '07 20:34
    Salome
  8. Hmmm . . .
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    09 Jul '07 20:40
    A buoyant Bathsheba for in the bathtub.
  9. Donationkirksey957
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    09 Jul '07 20:53
    Originally posted by vistesd
    A buoyant Bathsheba for in the bathtub.
    "Bathe her and bring her to me."
  10. Hmmm . . .
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    09 Jul '07 21:12
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    "Bathe her and bring her to me."
    No.
  11. Standard memberNemesio
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    09 Jul '07 21:21
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    Salome
    'nuf said, brotha
  12. Standard memberDoctorScribbles
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    09 Jul '07 22:06
    Originally posted by darvlay
    Methuselah at 969 years old; an unsightly hunk of wilted and speckled flesh that soils itself every day and mumbles incoherently.
    I had you pegged for wanting a life-sized Sodomite with spring-action pelvis.
  13. Standard memberSwissGambit
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    09 Jul '07 22:12
    Joab - with patented "kiss-and-stab" action.
    "Lion's Den" Daniel - impervious to pet damage.
    "Fiery Furnace" Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego - flame retardant.
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    09 Jul '07 23:03
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    I had you pegged for wanting a life-sized Sodomite with spring-action pelvis.
    You've won this round...
  15. Standard memberNemesio
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    10 Jul '07 00:45
    The Elijah Action Set:

    Includes Elijah, King Ahab, Queen Jezebel, and 20 prophets of Baalim.
    Comes with model with two pyres and life-like cattle carcasses on top.
    Elijah's pyre can be filled with gunpowder to ignite the pyre in a flash.
    Model is surrounded by a trough that you can fill with water so you can
    slaughter and drown the prophets upon re-enactment of the beloved
    Bible story.

    Also, includes the widow and her son (with life-like death poses), the
    Rain-Making sprinkler set (that even parents can enjoy), a mountain cave
    model, which includes pyrotechnics, falling rocks, powerful fans, and
    can hook up to the sprinkler set for the full 'God is Present' effect.

    Lastly, it includes the fiery chariot led by two horses, with burning flame
    holograms emblazoned upon its chassis, and whirlwind-making fan.

    Some assembly required, batteries not included, parental supervision
    strongly suggested for those under 9 years of age.

    Nemesio
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