Bible Action Figures

A bush. When you put it in a fire, God's head appears and starts talking.

Lott. He'd come with rapeable daughters, and a wife that turns to salt at the touch of a sodomite. His action would be to throw his daughters out into a baying mob 😛

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Lott. He'd come with rapeable daughters, and a wife that turns to salt at the touch of a sodomite. His action would be to throw his daughters out into a baying mob 😛

The daughters' action would be to get you drunk and then impregnate themselves on you!

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
The daughters' action would be to get you drunk and then impregnate themselves on you!

I want to change my choice to Lot's daughters. That sounds pretty tight.

St. John the Baptist. Waterproof, with removable head.

Daniel, Meshach & Abednego, complete with fiery furnace.

Job: add water for boils.

Judith & Holofernes, before & after.

Onan...

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Onan...

I dont' want to KNOW what Onan's power is! 😀

Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
St. John the Baptist. Waterproof, with removable head.

Salome already has the head of John the Baptist.

I'd go for the Golgotha diorama, free with limited edition Joseph of Arimathea cross-bearing figure. Jesus figure comes with pierceable hands and feet and extra blood sachet. Mechanical self-errecting cross and pair of thieves included. 9v powered lights hidden in cloud overhead shine down upon Jesus and one thief at the press of a button. Centurion, vinegar and wailing extended family figures sold sperately or in total realism expansion kit.

EDIT: Golgotha diorama clips in to Tomb diorama, complete with rolling stone and angel hologram.

I'm starting to see why the Muslims frown on this sort of thing. 🙂

Originally posted by Starrman
I'd go for the Golgotha diorama, free with limited edition Joseph of Arimathea cross-bearing figure. Jesus figure comes with pierceable hands and feet and extra blood sachet. Mechanical self-errecting cross and pair of thieves included. 9v powered lights hidden in cloud overhead shine down upon Jesus and one thief at the press of a button. Centurion, vine ...[text shortened]... IT: Golgotha diorama clips in to Tomb diorama, complete with rolling stone and angel hologram.

Oooh. That would be like the screwed up packaging they did of early Boba Fett figures. (http://www.retrojunk.com/details_articles/703/)

Once they realize their mistake, they can re-package it with a Simon of Cyrene cross-bearing figure.

The originals will be worth a mint!

Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
St. John the Baptist. Waterproof, with removable head.

"Jesus baptized" dunkin' set. Comes with a River Jordan diorama, a hanging dove, and a special edition color-changing Jesus whose flesh turns a glorified bright yellow when dunked in water.

Originally posted by blakbuzzrd
Oooh. That would be like the screwed up packaging they did of early Boba Fett figures. (http://www.retrojunk.com/details_articles/703/)

Once they realize their mistake, they can re-package it with a Simon of Cyrene cross-bearing figure.

The originals will be worth a mint!

Dammit, how did I get those two bits of the story mixed up? I blame the designers.

Originally posted by scottishinnz
I dont' want to KNOW what Onan's power is! 😀

Look mom, no hands.