Biblical trash-talk

Inspired by a thread in the Chess forum that took a turn in a spiritual direction.

2 Samuel 12:11

"Say 'hi' to your wives for me."

So that's the rules for the thread. Verse, then glib one-liner summation of the verse in today's trash talking style. There's a lot of good material in there.

Originally posted by SwissGambit
Inspired by a thread in the Chess forum that took a turn in a spiritual direction.

2 Samuel 12:11

"Say 'hi' to your wives for me."

So that's the rules for the thread. Verse, then glib one-liner summation of the verse in today's trash talking style. There's a lot of good material in there.

There is good reason not to comdemn anothers thinking in a different religion.

Originally posted by Pudgenik
There is good reason not to comdemn anothers thinking in a different religion.

Relax; it's just for fun.

Originally posted by SwissGambit
Inspired by a thread in the Chess forum that took a turn in a spiritual direction.

2 Samuel 12:11

"Say 'hi' to your wives for me."

So that's the rules for the thread. Verse, then glib one-liner summation of the verse in today's trash talking style. There's a lot of good material in there.

John 11:35 'Russ wept.'

Originally posted by SwissGambit
Relax; it's just for fun.

"You're as luvly as a horse's back side, me sweet." SoS 1:9 KJV

Yo mama so fat, if I stabbed her, they'd never find the knife.

Judges 3:22

Originally posted by SwissGambit
Yo mama so fat, if I stabbed her, they'd never find the knife.

Judges 3:22

That was a man, man.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

Titus 3:9

Originally posted by SwissGambit
Relax; it's just for fun.

Am relaxed, swiss. comment wasn't at you, was just a comment

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
That was a man, man.

Jokes about yo daddy are no longer taken personally.

I'll pass on this one, thanks.

2 Kings 9:20

You drive so crazy, I can tell which car is you a mile away.

This kind of thread is just what's needed to shake things up in this forum. Look, even GB's getting thumbs up. That never happens.

John 2:16

Get your merchandise out of my church, you greedy capitalist pigs!

Gen 19:8

Look, you can rape my virgin daughter, but only if you'll just leave the men in my house alone!